Rooker of the Year - More Badass Names for Michael Rooker

  • Season 1, Ep 01095
  • 07/28/2014
  • Views: 188

Michael Rooker, known for his tough-guy roles, asks Nikki Glaser, Phil Hanley and Joe DeRosa to come up with even more intimidating character names for him. (2:14)

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ROOKER OF THE YEAR

MARVEL'S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXYWILL BE IN THEATERS ON

AUGUST 1ST.

I'VE SEEN IT, IT IS AMAZING. YOUSHOULD SEE IT TOO IF YOU LIKE

AWESOME THINGS.

ONE OF THE STARS IS IN OURSTUDIO RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL ROOKER!

>> HEY!

>> HEY, BUDDY. HOW ARE YOU?

>> Chris: NOW IN THE FILM YOUPLAY YONDU, A BLUE SKINNED ALIEN

WARRIOR. HERE YOU ARE, THAT'SYOUR CHARACTER.

>> I AM LOOKING PRETTY HOT.

>> YOU LOOK LIKE A SKIN HEADSMURF.

>> I LOOK LIKE I HAVECONSTIPATION ACTUALLY.

>> Chris: YOU HAVE A LONGCAREER PLAYING TOUGH GUYS AND

LAW GUYS WITH BADASS NAMES. LIKEIN WALKING DEAD YOU WERE MERLE

DIXON. YOU OLD BROTHER MERLE.

>> YEP. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE BEENTYPE-CAST A LOT OVER THE YEARS,

LIKE ROWDY BURNS, DAYS OFTHUNDER.

>> EZ PONDER, STAN "ZEEDO"ZEDKOV.

>> THESE NAMES ARE ALL GREAT BUTI FEEL LIKE I WANT THE COMEDIANS

TO COME UP WITH MORE TOUGH GUYNAMES FOR MICHAEL ROOKER TO

PLAY. HE'S STANDING RIGHT HEREIN THE GAME, SO HE'S GOING TO BE

JUDGING YOU AS WELL. I'M GONNAPUT 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.

THE MORE RIDICULOUS THE NAME,THE BETTER, GO. JOE.

BEEF STEW.

YEAH. BEEF STEW, EXCELLENT.POINTS. NIKKI.

>> BLAKE WHORESBREATH.

>> BAM, BABY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JOE.

>> DENIRO PACINO.

>> YEAH POINTS. EXCELLENT. PHIL.

>> ROSIE O'DONNELL.

>> Chris: POINTS. NIKKI

>> DAVE CAR-SPORTS-TITS-GUNS

>> Chris: POINTS. YEAH PHIL.

>> WILLY MAMMOTH.

>> Chris: YEAH, WILLY MAMMOTH.

POINTS. >> YEAH, I LIKE THAT.

NIKKI.

>> BORIS WOLFCOCK.

>> OH, THAT'S THE BEST YET. >> THANK YOU.

>> Chris: POINTS. PHIL

>> TAINT (BLEEP)FISTER.

>> Chris: PRETTY TOUGH NAME.

OKAY. POINTS.>> POINTS, JOE.

>> MAJOR VOLTAGE.

>> Chris: OH.

POINTS.

YES.

JOE AGAIN.

>> BIG DICK MURRAY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

MICHAEL ROOKER, EVERYBODY! >> THANK YOU!

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