And now, dear friends, it istime for tonight's #HashtagWars.
This Friday, The LEGO Batman Movie
hits theaters, which I'm in,don't worry about it.
-Okay, good, you're not.-Oh. -Whoa!
-(whooping, applause)-No. Please.
It continues the trendof films based on beloved toys,
like Transformers or G.I. Joe,
of course, that pornostarring Mr. Bucket.
-Uh, you're supposed...-(laughter)
Guys, you're supposed to putyour balls in its mouth.
Uh... so to celebratethis combination
of toys and Hollywood,tonight's hashtag is
#AddAToyImproveAMovie.Examples might be--
My Little Seabiscuit,
or Crouching Tiger, Hungry Hippo.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Jen Kirkman. -Schindler's List, but he tracks down Yahtzees.
-Paul Feig. -Jenga Unchained.
Scent of a He-Man.
HARDWICK:Yes, points. Swardson.
Cabbage Patch Adams.
HARDWICK (laughing):Yes, points.
Oh, goddamn it.Oh, that's good.
If I'm ever dying in a hospital
-I want Cabbage Patch Adams...-HARDWICK: That's what you want.
-I just want him...-You're not gonna make it.
Connect-- Connect Four Weddings and a Funeral.
HARDWICK:Yes, points.Very good. Paul Feig.
R. Kelly's Mouse Trapped in a Closet.
Tickle Me St. Elmo's Fire.
Fast and the Furbulous.