Darrell Hammond - Class

  • Season 4 , Ep 1
  • 12/03/2000
  • Views: 4,131

Women have an inherent sense of class. (1:22)

YOU EVER NOTICE HOW WOMENCAN BE FRIENDS WITH A MAN,

NOT MAKE LOVE TO THE GUY,

BUT STILL BE INTERESTEDIN THAT PERSON AS A PERSON ?

I MEAN...THAT'S UNNECESSARY.

WOMEN CAN KEEPSEX IN PERSPECTIVE.

GUYS, ON THE OTHER HAND,THINK SEX SOLVES EVERYTHING.

A GIRL CAN COME IN,"MY HEAD HURTS.

I HAVE LOWER BACK PAINAND MY MOM JUST DIED."

( deeper )"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.

YOU NEED TO SPEAKTO BIG OLAF."

IT'S AN INHERENTSENSE OF CLASS.

HOW COME THERE ARE NO WOMENOBSCENE PHONE CALLERS ?

IT WOULD BE TOO EASY.

"I WANT TO LICK YOUALL OVER."

"THANK YOU, JESUS !

"♪ I GOT THE JOY, JOYJOY, JOY ♪

"♪ DOWN IN MY HEARTDOWN IN MY HEART ♪

"YEAH, I'LL ACCEPTTHE CHARGES.

♪ DOWN IN MY HEART "

HOW COME YOU NEVERHEAR ANYTHING

ABOUT WOMENEXHIBITIONISTS ?

YOU DON'T, 'CAUSE LIKE,IF A GUY FLASHES A GIRL,

YOU GO, "AHH !"ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IFA GIRL FLASHED A GUY ?

"PSST-- WHAT DO YOUTHINK OF THIS ?"

"UH, Y'ALL TAKECREDIT CARDS ?"

OF COURSE, THE REVERSEWOULD BE TRUE

IF YOU WENT SOME PLACELIKE SAN FRANCISCO.

THE GIRL'S LIKE,"WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ?"

( effeminate )"BE GONE, YOU HAVENO POWER HERE !"

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