Cristela Alonzo - Hot and Fun

Schimmel, McCullough, Guillory, Mellard, Alonzo, Belleville, Segura Season 2, Ep 4 07/05/2007 Views: 8,537

Why are the women featured in ads for phone sex always doing something weird, like dancing up and down on a barbed wire fence? (1:32)

That's why I like watching

the late-night phone sexcommercials on TV.

'Cause they're ridiculous.

You always have these, like,five chicks,

and they're always wearingthese, like,

tight, plastic-looking bikinisand things.

And they're always doingsomething weird,

like, they're dancingup and down a barbed wire fence.


For no reason.

And these chicks, they've gottwo, like, best friends,

and their friend's over here,

and they're doingsomething weird,

like bouncing beach balls.

By the barbed wire fence.

So it's always the same

from beginning to end:

you've got these chicks,and they're, like,

(sexy voice):"Oh, yeah...

"I'm a bad girl.

"That's why I'm dancingup and down

this barbed wire fence."


And their friend's over here,and they're, like...


"And we like playingwith balls."


Give us a call.Let's talk about your balls.

It's awesome.

That's why I think every companyshould hire these chicks

to do every commercialthere is to make.

So you're, like, watching TV,commercial break, boom,

five chicks in the littletight plastic clothes,

and they're just looking at you,and they're, like...

Oh, yeah...

I like it hot.(giggles)

I like it hot,and I like it fun.

Hot and fun.

That's why I...

go to Chuck E. Cheese.