I give moneyto Planned Parenthood.
Uh, thank you.
I'm not tryingto force my stuff on you.
I'm just sayingthat's what I do.
Uh, I like doing it,because I don't--
I'm kind of dumb,so I just--
I like to give moneyto other people and say,
"I hope you do somethingwith it,
"because I amtoo stupid, uh,
and I can't fix thingson my own."
Uh, so I gave--
How it worked is I gave a ladymy credit card information.
Some lady was standingoutside of the grocery store.
She had the Planned ParenthoodT-shirt.
I trusted her. I gave herall of my information.
So, what they dowhen you contribute in that way,
uh, they take money out
of your credit card statementevery month.
Uh, here's the problem:
They don't writethe word "donation"
anywhere on your credit cardstatement.
Anywhere.So it just looks like
I spend money thereevery month.
Like I'm a regularat Planned Parenthood.
I got, like, a VIP carpet.Like, later, suckers.
I'm going down this way.