Rapid Refresh - Searching for Lil Za

  • Season 1 , Ep 01007
  • 01/15/2014
  • Views: 698

Nikki Glaser, Ron Funches and Neal Brennan guess what a Puppy Bowl player is thinking and try to identify Lil Za. (2:54)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS AHUNDRED POINTS.

HERE'S SOME SPORTING NEWS THAT IACTUALLY REALLY CARE ABOUT.

THE STARTING LINEUP FOR THEPUPPY BOWL WAS ANNOUNCED THIS

WEEK.

MARBLE.COM HAD BIOS FROM EACH OFTHE PLAYERS, FROM AURORA THE

DELL MISSION TO TASER THEITALIAN GREYHOUND.

DON'T TASE ME, BRO."

ACCORDING TO THE BIO FOR CODYTHE SPANIEL, THIS PUPPY THINK

WHAT IS?

"" SLIPPERS ARE FOR HUMPING?

THAT AMERICAN HUSTLE WASOVERRATED?

C THAT FATHER HOOD HAS MELLOWEDKANYE?

YES, NIKKI GLASSER?

>> GOT TO BE A.

>> THE CORRECT SANS C.

DOGS ARE ADORABLE AND WISE.

MY GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE TOWATCH THE PUPPY BOWL BUT HER DOG

DIEGO DOES NOT ENJOY IT.

HE'S A VERY INTELLECTUAL DOG.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

LISTEN, ONCE YOU GET TO ACERTAIN NUMBER OF PIXELS PER

SQUARE INCH THE EFFECT ON THEHUMAN EYE IS NEGLIGIBLE.

IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'VE TOLDYOU A THOUSAND TIMES, A HYBRID'S

ELECTRIC ENGINE IS MOREEFFICIENT IN THE CITY WHEREAS ON

THE HIGHWAY -- OOH, KEEPSCRATCHING.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: VERY SMART DOG.

VERY SMART DOG.

>> THAT WAS HIS VOICE?

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERELISTENING TO A BOOK ON CAPE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: YESTERDAY WE TOLD YOU

JUSTIN BIEBER'S FRIEND LIL ZAWAS ARRESTED FAR LIL COCAINE

POSSESSION.

IT TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG.

IT WAS ACTUALLY M.D.M.A. AND SOLIL ZA WAS ARRESTED, HE WAS

LEAVING POLICE CUSTODY AND THENHE GOT A LIL ANGRY AND BROKE HIS

LIL CELL PHONE CAUSING HIM TOGET A LIL ARRESTED AGAIN!

SO I REALIZED WE'VE TALKED ABOUTLIL ZA A LOT IN THE LAST COUPLE

DAYS AND HERE IN THE OFFICE WEREALIZED NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE

(BLEEP) THIS GUY IS.

(LAUGHTER)WE HAVE NO IDEA.

I COULDN'T POINT OUT LIL ZA INANY -- IN ANY GROUPING OF PEOPLE

AND I'M GUESSING THAT YOU GUYSCAN'T, EITHER, SO WE'VE NEVER

DONE THIS BEFORE BUT, WAIT --(LAUGHTER)

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 5,000POINTS IF YOU CAN TELL ME WHICH

OF THE FOLLOWING PICTURES IS LILZA.

>> WHAT?

>> FROM HIS INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTBECAUSE I DON'T THINK KNOWS WHO

HE IS.

IS IT THIS GUY, B, THIS GUY?

OR, C, THAT LITTLE ZA RIGHTTHERE?

(LAUGHTER)NIKKI GLASSER?

>> A!

>> NO, THAT SO S NOT THE CORRECTANSWER.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS B.

THAT WAS LIL TWIST WHICH IS LILZA'S OLDER BROTHER.

THAT IS LIL ZA IN THE MIDDLE FOR5,000 POINTS.

I SO WANTED IT TO BE THIS GUY.

SO NO 5,000 POINTS THAT TIME.

I TRIED, YOU GUYS, I TRIED.

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