Rapid Refresh - Searching for Lil Za

  • Season 1 , Ep 01007
  • 01/15/2014
  • Views: 724

Nikki Glaser, Ron Funches and Neal Brennan guess what a Puppy Bowl player is thinking and try to identify Lil Za. (2:50)

HEADLINES, IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS

100 POINTS.

HERE'S SOME SPORTING NEWS THAT I

ACTUALLY REALLY CARE ABOUT.

THE STARTING LINEUP FOR THE

PUPPY BOWL WAS ANNOUNCED THIS

WEEK.

MASHABLE.COM HAD BIOS

FOR EACH OF THE PLAYERS,

FROM AURORA THE DALMATIAN

TO TASER THE ITALIAN GREYHOUND.

"DON'T TASE ME, BRO."

ACCORDING TO THE BIO

FOR CODY THE SPANIEL,

THIS PUPPY THINKS WHAT?

A. SLIPPERS ARE FOR HUMPING.

B. THAT AMERICAN HUSTLE WAS

OVERRATED.

C. THAT FATHERHOOD HAS MELLOWED

KANYE.

YES, NIKKI GLASER?

>> GOT TO BE A.

>> CHRIS: CORRECT ANSWER IS C.

FATHERHOOD HAS MELLOWED KANYE.

DOGS ARE ADORABLE AND WISE.

VERY THOUGHTFUL.

MY GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE TO

WATCH THE PUPPY BOWL BUT HER DOG

DIEGO DOES NOT ENJOY IT.

HE'S VERY NONCONFORMIST.

HE'S A VERY INTELLECTUAL DOG.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

>> Diego: LISTEN, ONCE YOU GET

TO A CERTAIN NUMBER OF PIXELS

PER SQUARE INCH, THE EFFECT

ON THE HUMAN EYE IS NEGLIGIBLE.

IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'VE TOLD

YOU A THOUSAND TIMES: A HYBRID'S

ELECTRIC ENGINE IS MORE

EFFICIENT IN THE CITY,

WHEREAS ON THE HIGHWAY...

OOH, KEEP SCRATCHING!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: VERY SMART DOG.

VERY SMART DOG.

>> THAT WAS HIS VOICE?

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE

LISTENING TO A BOOK ON TAPE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: YESTERDAY WE TOLD YOU

JUSTIN BIEBER'S FRIEND LIL ZA

WAS ARRESTED FOR A LIL COCAINE

POSSESSION.

IT TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG.

IT WAS ACTUALLY MDMA.

AND SO LIL ZA WAS ARRESTED,

HE WAS LEAVING POLICE CUSTODY

AND THEN HE GOT A LIL ANGRY AND

BROKE HIS LIL CELL PHONE CAUSING

HIM TO GET A LIL ARRESTED AGAIN!

SO I REALIZED WE'VE TALKED ABOUT

LIL ZA A LOT IN THE LAST COUPLE

DAYS, AND HERE IN THE OFFICE

WE REALIZED NO ONE KNOWS

WHO THE (BLEEP) THIS GUY IS.

(LAUGHTER)

WE HAVE NO IDEA.

I COULDN'T POINT OUT LIL ZA

IN ANY GROUPING OF PEOPLE,

AND I'M GUESSING THAT YOU GUYS

CAN'T EITHER, SO WE'VE NEVER

DONE THIS BEFORE, BUT...

>> I WILL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU

5,000 POINTS IF YOU CAN TELL ME

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING PICTURES

IS LIL ZA.

>> WHAT?

>> Chris: FROM HIS INSTAGRAM

ACCOUNT BECAUSE I DON'T THINK

ANYONE KNOWS WHO HE IS.

IS IT A. THIS GUY,

B. THIS GUY,

OR C. IS THAT LIL ZA

RIGHT THERE?

(LAUGHTER)

NIKKI GLASER?

>> A!

>> NO, THAT'S NOT THE CORRECT

ANSWER!

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS B.

THAT WAS LIL TWIST,

WHICH IS LIL ZA'S OLDER BROTHER.

THAT IS LIL ZA IN THE MIDDLE

FOR 5,000 POINTS.

I SO WANTED IT TO BE THIS GUY.

SO NO 5,000 POINTS THAT TIME.

I TRIED, YOU GUYS, I TRIED.

BY THE WAY, THANKS EVERYONE FOR

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