Kristen Schaal - Magician's Assistant

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 1 04/01/2013 Views: 4,164

Kristen Schaal can't be a professional magician because of her gender. (2:35)

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I've always dreamedof being a magician.

And then I have slowly realizedthat that is impossible,

because the only professionalmagicians out there are male,

and the womenwho do magic are witches.

Hopefully,we've burned them.

But I am a woman.



Why, why?!

[audience members cheer]

I thought...


"You got to do somethingto get into that magic world."

So I've been studyingmagician assistants.

And I thinkI've got it down.

So, I put togetheran audition,

and if there are any magiciansin the audience...

[scattered cheers]

Well, take a look.


[exciting rock music playing]

[cheers and applause]


[music strikes]


[musical flourish]

[cheers and applause]