Carlos Mencia - Venting

  • Season 6 , Ep 10
  • 06/23/2002
  • Views: 10,751

Venting is good for your health. (1:33)

I'M JUST SAYING, HAVE FEELINGS.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

LISTEN, SEPTEMBER 11th HAPPENED

AND WE WERE ALL PISSED.

I'M NOT SAYING, YOU KNOW,

"DO CRAZY THINGS."

I'M JUST SAYING DO SOMETHING

WITH YOUR ANGER.

YOU GOT TO LET IT OUT.

AND WORDS ARE GOOD TO LET IT OUT

'CAUSE WORDS DON'T HURT.

SEE, WE'VE GONE TO THIS PLACE

WHERE WORDS HURT.

WORDS DON'T HURT.

JUST VENT.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

LIKE THERE'S MIDDLE-EASTERN

PEOPLE HERE, I DON'T HATE YOU.

I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BEAT YOU.

THAT'S WRONG.

THAT IS NOT COOL.

FOR PEOPLE TO PUT THEIR HANDS

OR BATONS OR ANYTHING ON YOU

BECAUSE YOU LOOK MIDDLE-EASTERN.

I DON'T WANT THAT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I JUST WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN

AND GIVE YOU A LOOK LIKE YOU

"MOTHER..." THAT'S ALL I WANT TO

DO.

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

JUST TO VENT.

I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THEM

AND GO, "I KNOW YOU DIDN'T DO IT

BUT YOU KNOW WHO DID!"

"YOU KNOW!"

"YOU KNOW!"

THAT'S ALL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AND THEN I'LL GET IN HIS CAB.

IS THAT WRONG?

(LAUGHTER)

TAKE ME TO THE HOTEL I WAS JUST

VENTING.

(MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT)

"I UNDERSTAND MY FRIEND

DON'T WORRY.

IT'S OKAY."

(LAUGHTER)

I FEEL BAD, MAN, I DO.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THERE'S

PART OF ME THAT'S REALLY WEIRD

AND I'M NOT SAYING IT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

MIDDLE-EASTERN PEOPLE,

YOU GUYS ARE UPSET, THAT'S COOL.

COMPLAIN TO WHITE PEOPLE THOUGH.

THEY'RE GOING TO EMPA--

SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU.

YEAH, NOT US THOUGH.

BLACKS AND BEANERS,

LEAVE US ALONE.

DON'T COME TO US CRYING.

WE'RE THE LAST PEOPLE YOU WANT

TO BRING THAT TO.

(MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT)

"BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THEY ARE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

BECAUSE OF THE WAY I LOOK.

RACIAL PROFILING."

"WELCOME TO THE CLUB, AKMED."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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