Shane Mauss - Dramatic Girlfriend

  • Season 14 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 5,132

Shane Mauss was sleeping in a blanket that could randomly burst into flames at any moment. (1:35)

SO, MY GIRLFRIEND, MAGGIE,SHE'S A VERY DRAMATIC PERSON.

SHE PUT AN ELECTRIC BLANKETON OUR BED FOR THE WINTER,

AND I LEFT IT ON ONE DAYBY ACCIDENT.

SHE GOT HOME FROM WORK.SHE WAS IRATE.

SHE'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.

"YOU LEFT THE ELECTRIC BLANKETON ALL DAY!

YOU COULD HAVE BURNT DOWNTHE HOUSE."

I WAS LIKE, "WHOA.

"UM, WE'VE BEEN SLEEPINGIN A BLANKET

THAT JUST RANDOMLY BURSTSINTO FLAMES?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SURE.

LAST WEEK, I HEARD MAGGIE FARTFOR THE FIRST TIME.

YEAH, WE WERE ON THE PHONEAT THE TIME.

SHE WAS LIKE, "LISTEN TO THIS."

ERR.

NO, THAT'S NOT AT ALLWHAT HAPPENED.

UH...

WE...

WE WERE JUST AT HOME,AND SHE LET ONE SLIP,

JUST A LITTLE BUTT QUACK.

AND, OH, NOTHING SEXIERTHAN THAT, HUH, FELLAS?

"EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU AN ANGEL?

'CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKESOMEBODY DIED."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?'CAUSE I DO.

OH! HA HA."

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