The Oldest Profession

Make America Horny Again Season 1, Ep 14 06/28/2016 Views: 3,734

An escort lets Nikki in on the legal challenges of sex work and details how she protects herself when she's on the job. (2:48)

>>> TONIGHT, I WANT TO TALK

ABOUT THE WORLD'S OLDEST

PROFESSION, DOG WALKERS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

JUST KIDDING.

PROSTITUTION.

PROSTITUTION IS ONLY LEGAL AND

REGULATED IN ONE STATE HERE IN

THE U.S. -- NEVADA --

BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FAIRLY COMMON

AND A LEGAL PRACTICE IN SO MANY

PLACES AROUND THE WORLD,

INCLUDING THE UNITED KINGDOM,

FRANCE, CANADA, AUSTRALIA,

INDIA, SPAIN, MOST OF CENTRAL

AMERICA, SOUTH AMERICA, AND

CHARLIE SHEEN'S HOUSE.

LIKE ANY ISSUE, THERE ARE PROS

AND CONS TO THE LEGALIZATION

DEBATE, SO I WENT TO NEVADA TO

TALK WITH A PRO.

HARLOW.

YES.

SO, YOU ARE AN ESCORT.

YES.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED?

I THINK MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO BE

CALLED AN ESCORT.

OKAY.

BUT MY BROTHER CALLS ME ON THE

PHONE AND SAYS, "HEY, HOOKER.

HOW YOU DOING?"

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO

SOMEONE WANTING TO GET INTO THE

BUSINESS -- ME?

YOU?

[ LAUGHS ]

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

I WOULD SAY THINK ABOUT YOUR

SAFETY ALWAYS.

'CAUSE YOU'RE HAVING TO DO

EVERYTHING UNDERCOVER.

MM-HMM.

YOU HAVE NO PROTECTION A LOT OF

TIMES.

RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T CALL THE COPS, 'CAUSE

THE COPS WILL BUST YOU.

WILL ARREST YOU, YEAH.

WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN SEE

ABOUT A GUY THAT YOU'RE LIKE,

"UNH-UNH"?

I USUALLY GO OFF OF HOW THEY

TALK TO ME IN A TEXT MESSAGE OR

E-MAIL.

TEXT MESSAGE?

YOU CAN TELL?

YEAH.

THEY ASK, "ARE YOU GFE?

ARE YOU FULL-SERVICE?"

WHAT'S GFE?

GFE IS --

GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE.

YEP.

AND THEN THERE'S PSE, WHICH IS

PORN-STAR EXPERIENCE.

IF THEY USE THOSE KINDS OF

ABBREVIATIONS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S SOMETHING THAT, LIKE,

POLICE DO.

BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A

HEADS UP ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND

EXPERIENCE SO THAT YOU CAN SHOW

UP WITH NO MAKEUP ON AND JUST BE

LIKE, "ARE WE DOING THIS?

UGH!"

DO YOU EVER HAVE ORGASMS?

ABSOLUTELY.

DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS?

ABSOLUTELY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU NEED SECURITY EVERYWHERE YOU

GO, GIRL.

IF I WAS, LIKE, COULD SNAP MY

FINGERS AND MAKE YOUR LIFE AS

EASY AS POSSIBLE AND AS SAFE AS

POSSIBLE, WHAT COULD I DO?

INDEPENDENT GIRLS DON'T HAVE

BODYGUARDS, 'CAUSE THAT

BODYGUARD WILL GO TO JAIL FOR

TRAFFICKING AND PROSTITUTION.

SO THEY ARE RISKING A LOT, TOO.

THEY ARE RISKING A FELONY.

SO IF IT WAS LEGAL, YOU COULD

HAVE A BODYGUARD AND PAY HIM OUT

OF YOUR COMPANY.

EXACTLY.

THERE'S SO MUCH MONEY IN THIS,

AND IT COULD BE JUST LIKE

OPENING UP THE DISPENSARIES.

IT COULD REALLY BENEFIT IF YOU

TAX IT.

IT COULD BE LIKE A LEGITIMATE

BUSINESS.

YOU LITERALLY --

WE'RE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE.

WHY CAN'T SEX ALL AROUND BE

LEGALIZED?

WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY.

YEAH.

GIRLS ARE GOING OUT AND HAVING

SEX WITH EVERYBODY FOR FREE AND

WITHOUT PROTECTION, AND THEY'RE

CATCHING DISEASES AND STUFF LIKE

THAT, AND WHY NOT LEGALIZE

SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

DON'T YELL AT ME LIKE THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

THANKS FOR TALKING TO ME TODAY.

LET'S JUMP OFF THESE GOLD MINES

AND HEAD OUT.

>> I CAN SHOW YOU THE ROPES.

YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU?

I DO.

GREAT, OKAY, LET'S GO CHECK THEM

OUT.

LET'S DO THIS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]