John Oliver - Interesting Colorado Fact

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 02/12/2010
  • Views: 18,437

Colorado is not the most healthy state, but they are the least obese state in America. (1:24)

AND SOM--YOU CANNOT POSSIBLYMEAN THAT.

(laughter)

I WAS IN COLORADO RECENTLYAND SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

HAPPENED TO ME THERE.

I WAS--I WAS DRIVING AWAYFROM THE AIRPORT

AND I SAID TO THE DRIVER,I SAID,

"WHAT'S COLORADOMOST FAMOUS FOR?

AND HE TURNED ROUND TO ME

AS THE CAR CONTINUED MOVINGFORWARDS,

THUS ENSURING HE HADMY FULL UNDIVIDED ATTENTION,

AND HE SAID TO ME,

"WELL, HERE'S SOMETHINGYOU MIGHT NOT KNOW

"ABOUT COLORADO, JOHN.

"HERE'S SOMETHINGYOU MAY NOT

"BE AWARE OF HERE.

"COLORADO IS IN FACTTHE LEAST OBESE STATE

IN THE WHOLE OF AMERICA."

AND THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUTTHAT SENTENCE

I JUST COULDN'T GET OUTOF MY MIND.

THE LEAST OBESE.

(laughter)

THE LEAST OBESE.

NOT THE MOST HEALTHY,NO, NOT THAT.

DELIBERATELY NOT THAT,

MERELY THE LEAST OBESE,

WHICH SEEMED TO ME TANTAMOUNTTO STANDING

IN THE MIDDLE OF A KLAN RALLYAND SAYING,

"INTERESTING FACT ABOUT ME,

"I'M ACTUALLYTHE LEAST RACIST MAN HERE.

"OH, RACIST, UNQUESTIONABLY.I'M A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING.

"BUT I THINK I DESERVESOME PROPS

FOR NOT TAKING IT QUITEAS FAR AS THOSE CHAPS."

(laughter)

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