Aries Spears - RoboCop Sex Scene

  • Season 9 , Ep 15
  • 05/19/2005
  • Views: 18,559

Having sex with RoboCop would hurt. (2:18)

Aries Spears: SO MUCH SEX IN

THE MOVIES NOWADAYS, ISN'T IT

THOUGH?

HOW MANY PEOPLE OUT HERE IN

THE AUDIENCE IS HAVING GOOD SEX.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

LADIES, I HAVE TO ASK Y'ALL,

DO Y'ALL LIKE WHEN MEN ASK

QUESTIONS DURING SEX, DO Y'ALL

LIKE IT?

IS IT GOOD?

ARE YOU HAPPY?

[SCATTERED YES'S]

SOME-- NO.

WHO SAY NO?

NO, YEAH.

FELLAS, LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING, IF YOU HIT IT RIGHT,

YOU AIN'T NEVER GOT TO ASK.

SHE WILL LET YOU KNOW 'CAUSE

WHEN YOU HIT THAT SPOT,

OH IT'S A MOTHER [BLEEP].

[LAUGHTER]

AND IF YOU AIN'T READY FOR IT,

HER REACTION WILL SCARE THE

[BLEEP] OUTCHYA.

YOU BE HITTIN' IT FROM THE BACK

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HIT

THAT SPOT, SHE BE,

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU BE LIKE, "BABY,

YOU ALL RIGHT?"

"YEAH I'M JUST MAKING SURE

IT'S YOU!"

"CARRY ON, CARRY ON."

THAT HIT THE SPOT.

[LAUGHTER & APPLAUSE CONTINUE]

AND SEX IS EVERYWHERE.

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT.

IT'S EVERYWHERE.

IT'S IN THE MOVIES AND THAT

BOTHERS ME, NOT NECESSARILY ME

PERSONALLY, IT'S JUST THAT

YOU KNOW I GOT A 5 YEAR OLD

DAUGHTER.

AND I GOT NIECES AND NEPHEWS

AND SOMETIMES I BE SCARED THAT

IF I TAKE KIDS TO THE MOVIES

THEY GONNA SEE THE WRONG THINGS,

MAN.

YA KNOW THINGS THEY SHOULDN'T

BE SEEING, YA KNOW.

AND WITH THE WAY TECHNOLOGY IS

GOING, PARENTS Y'ALL BETTER BE

CAREFUL 'CAUSE YOUR KIDS IS

GONNA SEE SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA

TRAUMATIZE THEM.

LIKE THEY TALKING ABOUT DOING

ANOTHER ROBOCOP MOVIE.

GIVEN ROBOCOP A SEX SCENE.

PICTURE ROBOCOP DOING IT.

THAT WOULD HURT!

ROBOCOP COME OUT...

[MECHANICAL FOOTSTEP NOISES]

[ROBOTIC SQUEAL]

[ROBOTIC HEARTBEAT]

[MECHANICAL FOOTSTEP NOISES]

[SOUND OF STARTING MOTOR]

[GRINDING NOISES]

[MECHANICAL FOOTSTEP NOISES]

[SCREECHES TO HALT]

[DEEP VOICE] "THANK YOU

FOR YOUR COOPERATION."

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

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