How Do I Know You?

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/19/2010
  • Views: 146,771

A man eating at a restaurant and a couple waiting for a table try to figure out how they might know each other. (2:27)

- WHERE DO WE KNOW HIM FROM?- I CAN'T PLACE IT.

BUT I KNOW WE KNOW HIM.

( sighs )

HEY, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT,BUT I KNOW YOU FROMSOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

WE WERE JUST SAYING THAT.

WE LIVE UP THE STREET.ARE YOU FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD?

NO, I LIVE IN VENICE.I JUST POPPED IN.

DO YOU GO TO ST. CHRISTOPHER'SCHURCH? MAYBE THAT'S IT.

NOPE. WHERE DO YOU SHOOT GUNS,RESEDA OR BAKERSFIELD?

OH, WE DON'T.

DO YOU EVER GO TOTHE WINE TASTING AT VENDOME?

I DON'T, BUT I WOULDLOVE TO DO THAT.

UM, WERE YOU ONA JURY RECENTLY?

- NNN-NNH.- NO.

DID YOU GET STUCKWITH JURY DUTY?

NO, NOT EXACTLY.

UM, OH, E.A.?

UH, WHAT'S THAT?

ECSTASY ANONYMOUS?

- UH...- OH, NO.

- NO, WE DON'T.- WE BOTH WORK AT WHOLE FOODS.

MAYBE THAT'S WHEREWE KNOW YOU FROM.

NO, I DON'T SHOP THERE.WHERE DO YOU GET YOURSCROTUM PIERCED?

NO, I-- I DON'T DO THAT.

- I DON'T HAVE ONE.- SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

- SHE'S A WOMAN.- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

S.K.A.?

SPECIAL K ANONYMOUS?

P.C.P.A.?

- NO, WE DON'T DO DRUGS.- NO.

NO, POPPY ( bleep ) PUNCHINGANONYMOUS?

- ( sighs )- REALLY?

- YEAH, JUST WHEW!- OH. NO.

I KNOW IT'S FROM SOMEWHERE,THOUGH. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WHEN YOU HAVE IT ANDYOU'RE LIKE, "I KNOW THAT GUY."

IT'S-- I GOT IT!WE MET THROUGH TED.

OLDER GUY; HE'S GOTA DIARRHEA WATERFALL?

( sighs )

THE LEATHER SWING SETWITH THE MONKEY AND THE GUN?

- NO, WE DON'T KNOW THAT.- NO.

( sighs ) RIGHT.

- YOU KNOW LENNY?- LENNY? WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME?

I DON'T KNOW. HE DEALS METH.HE CAN ( bleep ) HIMSELF.HE DOES IT IN PUBLIC.

OKAY, AGAIN, WE DON'TDO DRUGS.

SO WE WOULDN'T KNOW.

YEAH YEAH YEAH, I DON'TDO DRUGS EITHER.

JUST, I LIKE TO WATCHLENNY ( bleep ) HIMSELF.HE LIVES IN MY BUILDING.

WHAT BLOOD BANK DO YOU GO TO?

- WE DON'T.- WE DON'T, ACTUALLY.

WHERE DO YOU DRINK BLOOD?

WE DO NOT DRINK BLOOD.THAT'S NOT GOOD.

OKAY OKAY.

DO YOU PLAY TENNIS?

WHERE DO YOU FART INHOMELESS PEOPLE'S MOUTHS?

WE DON'T DO THAT.YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, ACTUALLY.

WHAT?

Man: Bernthorn, party of two, your table is ready.

BERNTHORN? YOU HAVEA DAUGHTER MAGGIE ATPATTERSON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

- YES, WE DO.- MR. BENNETT, HER ART TEACHER.

WE MET AT PARENT-TEACHERCONFERENCE.

OH, WE FINALLY FOUND IT.IT'S SO GREAT.

YOU GUYS ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.GET THE MAC AND CHEESE.

TELL MAGGIE I SAID HI.PLACE IS GREAT.MACARONI AND CHEESE.

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