Michael Ian Black - Assume the Position

Michael Ian Black: Very Famous Season 1, Ep 101 08/06/2011 Views: 1,635

The only funny thing about Michael Ian Black's rectal exam was his doctor's Civil War stance. (1:16)

AND I'M WATCHING HIMPUT ON HIS GLOVE

AND PUT ON HIS LUBRICANT.

AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,

THIS IS GONNA BE HORRIBLE.

BUT THEN HE DOES SOMETHINGTHAT KIND OF MAKES ME LAUGH

UNEXPECTEDLY,

WHICH IS, HE TAKESHIS EXAMINATION POSITION.

AND I HAD NO EXPECTATIONSFOR WHAT THAT WOULD BE.

AND YET, WHEN HE TOOK HISEXAMINATION POSITION,

IT KIND OF MADE ME LAUGH.

HE GOES LIKE THIS.

MY ASS IS RIGHT HERE,YOU GUYS.

HE'S LIKEA CIVIL WAR SOLDIER.

YOU KNOW, JUST...

SO I'M KIND OF LAUGHINGTO MYSELF A LITTLE BIT,

AND THEN ALL LAUGHTER CEASESAS HE INSERTS HIMSELF

INTO...ME.

YOU KNOW.

AND YOU GUYSHAVE HAD THAT DONE,

UH, VOLUNTARILYOR OTHERWISE.

AND, YOU KNOW,IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.

YOU KNOW,THE FINGER IS BAD.

THE FIST IS REALLY BAD.

LIKE, ONCE YOU GET--[all groan]

NO, YOU GUYS,THAT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.

ONCE YOU GET UPTO THE ELBOW, THOUGH,

YOU'RE NOT EVEN FEELING ITAT THAT POINT.

TOO MUCH?