Dating Bloopers - Sex on Corpses

Season 1 , Ep 4 03/12/13 Views: 15,958

Brian Posehn and Doug Benson must decide whether or not they would have sex with celebrities on top of a pile of corpses. (3:20)

IT'S TIMEFOR "DATING BLOOPERS,"

WHERE WE LOOKAT THE LIGHTER SIDE

OF DATING SHENANIGANS.

WELL, DON'T JUST LIE THERE.

THAT'S WHAT THE CORPSEIS FOR.

AN ILLINOIS COUPLE IS CHARGEDWITH MURDERING TWO GUYS

AND THEN HAVING SEXON TOP OF THE BODIES.

[audience groans]YEAH.

- I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO MAKEJOKES ABOUT THIS STORY.

I'M NOT REALLYNECRO-FEELIN' IT.

[laughter and applause]

- YES!

YES!

I THINK TWO DEAD CORPSESIS MORE JUST LIKE

THE ULTIMATE JAPANESEBODY PILLOW.

- YEAH, THEY'RE NOTTHAT WEIRD.

- NO.

- [laughing]

- NO, THEY'RE COOL.

- THEY PUT BAGS ON THE HEADSOF THE BODIES,

WHICH I WOULD DO TOO,'CAUSE WHEN I'M TRYING

TO MAKE LOVE TO MY LADY,

I DON'T WANT SOME DEAD,CREEPY, STARING EYES AT--

LOOKING AT ME.

- YEAH.- I DON'T NEED THAT.

- BUT INSTEADOF PUTTING BAGS ON THEM,

WHY DON'T YOU JUST DOONE OF THOSE?

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- AND YOU KNOW SHE TAKES ITIN THE BUTT.

NO--- ON TOP OF THE DEAD BODIES?

- HOLD ON.- YEAH.

- BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEXON TOP OF DEAD BODIES,

YOU'VE RUN OUT OF THINGSTO DO.

- WHAT THEY DIDIS LIKE GROUP SEX

BUT WITH HALF THE CHATTER.

- [laughs]

- THIS BRINGS METO A GAME

I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU GUYS.- OKAY.

- IT'S CALLED"CORPSE ORGY: HOT OR NOT?"

I'M GONNA GIVE YOUTHE DEAD BODIES--

- OH, THAT OLD GAME.- YEAH.

WE'VE ALL PLAYEDTHE HOME VERSION.

- [laughing]YEAH, YEAH.

- LET'S DO IT ON TV.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOUTHE DEAD BODIES AND THE ROOM

AND THEN SHOW YOU A PICTUREOF A WOMAN.

YOU TELL ME WHETHER OR NOTYOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER

ON TOP OF THE BODIES,ALL RIGHT?

YOU GUYS READY?

- OKAY.- ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S YOUR BODIES.- MM-HMM.

- AND I'M GONNA SET THE MOODFOR YOU GUYS.

FIRST, KATE UPTON.

- OH, YEAH.

YES!

- YEAH.

[audience cheering]

- I'D HAVE SEX WITH HERON A THOUSAND CORPSES.

- I WOULD HAVE SEXWITH A THOUSAND CORPSES

TO GET TO HER.

- [laughing]YES.

- I'D HAVE SEX WITH KATE UPTONON TOP OF MY MOM.

DEAD OR ALIVE.

- [laughing]

- YEAH.- YEAH.

- THAT IS--THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.

UP NEXT, QUEEN LATIFAH.

KEEP IN MIND,SHE'S ROYALTY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?YES OR NO?

- CAN I DO THE CORPSESINSTEAD?

- [laughing]

OF COURSE YOU CAN,

ONCE SHE'S FINISHEDCHEWING ON 'EM.

[audience groans]

DOUG, YOU'RE EXCITED.WHAT DO YOU GOT?

- I DIDN'THAVE ANYTHING REALLY.

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY,SHE SEEMS LIKE A NICE LADY.

- SHE DOES.- BUT, UH--

- ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT,IT'S OUR JESELNIK OFFENSIVE

TWOFER TUESDAY,ABBY AND BRITTANY.

ABBY AND BRITTANY,WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YES OR NO?- OH, MAN.

- [laughing]

- UH, I HAD TO ACTUALLY LOOK UPWHO THEY WERE.

- REALLY?- AND THE ANSWER IS YES.

- YEAH.- THE ONE--

THE ONE ON THE LEFT.

- ARE THERE--ARE THERE TWO HOLES?

- NO IDEA.- FINE.

- I'M SURE THEIR LAWYERSWILL TELL YOU.

- NO, THERE ARE TWO HOLES,BUT TWO FRONT HOLES?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK ANYTHING GOESWITH THESE TWO LADIES.

- I WOULD HAVE SEXWITH THEM

JUST BECAUSE THE LESS WEIRDASPECT OF THE STORY

WOULD BE THE CORPSE THING.

- [laughing]

NOW IT'S TIME TO PUTA NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK

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