Weight Listing - I Dream of George Costanza

  • Season 1 , Ep 01031
  • 03/03/2014
  • Views: 448

The comedians are given two message board titles from Bodybuilding.com and must decide which one is a real post. (3:01)

WEIGHT LISTING.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: SO THERE IS ONLY ONE

OF US IN THIS GROUP MAY KNOWTHIS, BUT THE MESSAGE BOARDS AT

BODY BUILDING.COM ARE AS WEIRDAS THEY ARE BROAD.

COMEDIANS, WE WILL GIVE YOU THETITLES OF TWO BODY BUILDING.COM

MESSAGE BOARDS THREADS AND YOUHAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE IS

ACTUALLY REAL.

HOW CAN I CONTACT A HONEST TOGOD NINJA? OR I HAD A WEIRD

DREAM ABOUT GEORGE COSTANZA.

>> HAD A WEIRD DREAM ABOUTGEORGE COSTANZA LAST NIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT! LET ME GIVEYOU A PASSAGE.

>> GEORGE IS NOW MAD AND HAD HISHANDS ON ME AND HE'S GOT HIS

HANDS ON ME AND I TRY TO PUSHHIM AWAY BUT I CAN'T, DUDE IS

LIKE HULK STRONG.

>> Chris: WHAT IS THE DEALWITH ANAL SEX.

>> I LOVE THE IDEA THAT -->> I CAN MAKE SOME OBSERVATIONAL

HUMOR ABOUT THIS.

(BLEEP)!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: JERICHO -- ALL

RIGHT.

POINTS FOR THAT.

I WILL GIVE 100 POINTS FORJERICHO CRAMER.

>> NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE, MY FARTSARE LITERALLY OUT OF CONTROL,

BROS, DEAD SERIOUS.

>> OR WHAT KIND OF FISH WOULDCLOSEST IN TEXTURE TO MERMAID

MEAT.

>> JERICHO.

>> WHAT KIND OF FISH WOULD BECLOSEST IN TEXTURE TO MERMAID

MEAT.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

>> MY FARTS ARE LITERALLY OUT OFCONTROL BROS.

>> SERIOUSLY, THEY MIGHT MAKEMINE TASTE LIKE SULFUR AND

GENOCIDE.

>> I AM GLAD THEY KEEP REMINDSUS OF THAT. THERE IS NOTHING

FUNNY OR SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

LIKE, SERIOUS, BRO.

>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTIONDEAD SENIORS, FARTS SO BAD THEY

KILL OLD PEOPLE.

OLD PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEABILITY --

>> FARTS OUT OF CONTROL, DEADSENIORS.

>> IF YOU WANT JEB SIDE,GENOCIDE I WILL GIVE THEM TO

YOU.

>> OH, NO, HE IS KILLING ME THISWAY!

>> PENIS DOES NOT FIT.

THAT'S IT.

OR FINALLY COMING TO DVD.

>> A MAN CAN DREAM.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

PENIS DOES NOT FIT!

>>>> OH, WHAT WOULD I DO IF MY

PENIS WAS BIG.

>> WHO SINGS THAT SONG?

>> JOE COCKER.

POINTS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: CHRIS JERICHO,

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