Stella - Introductions

  • Season 8 , Ep 22
  • 05/13/2004
  • Views: 4,136

>> WOW.

THANK YOU.

>> TO MY RIGHT OVER HERE,

MICHAEL SHOWALTER.

>> THANK YOU.

>> TO MY LEFT,

MICHAEL IAN BLACK.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> AND OF COURSE, TO MY RIGHT,

MICHAEL SHOWALTER.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

>> YOU GUY'S, WE ARE GONNA HAVE

A REALLY FUN--

>> AND I'M DAVID WAIN.

THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU GUYS, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A

REALLY FUN TIME HERE TONIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> WE ARE GOING TO TEACH YOU

A CHEER.

WE'RE GONNA DO COOL THINGS.

AND LET'S START THE EVENING WITH

SOME AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION.

WHAT I NEED FROM SOMEBODY IS THE

NAME OF A CELEBRITY.

Audience Member: LIZA MINNELLI!

Audience Member: C. THOMAS

HOWELL!

>> THE FIRST NAME I HEARD WAS

LIZA MINNELLI.

YOU ARE SICK.

YOU'RE SICK!

>> NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE

SICK.

I CAN SEE THAT YOUR GLANDS ARE

SWOLLEN.

YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.

>> NO, NO, NO.

SHE DOESN'T NEED A DOCTOR.

ALL YOU NEED IS BED REST AND

LOTS OF LIQUIDS, AND BUTT SEX--

>> HEY--

YOU GUY'S, LATER IN THE SHOW,

WE ARE GONNA USE THE NAME

LIZA MINNELLI IN A WAY THAT IS

LITERALLY GOING TO BLOW YOUR

MIND.

>> HERE'S SOMETHING WE LIKE

TO DO.

THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF A

"GET TO KNOW YOU" EXERCISE,

JUST A WAY FOR US TO HAVE SOME

INTIMACY IN THE ROOM.

EVERYBODY, TURN TO THE PERSON

NEXT TO YOU AND INTRODUCE

YOURSELF.

SAY, "HELLO.

MY NAME IS SO-AND-SO,"

UNLESS THAT'S NOT YOUR NAME.

AND THEN PAY THEM A COMPLIMENT.

SAY SOMETHING NICE, LIKE

"I LIKE YOUR SWEATER."

AND THEN TURN TO THEM AND SAY,

"I WANT YOU INSIDE ME."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

>> YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,

FOLKS, IT'S NOT A SEXUAL THING.

>> NO.

IF IT LEADS TO SEX, GREAT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> AND IF IT LEADS TO WEDDING

BELLS, YOU BETTER INVITE US.

>> HEY.

I'LL GO ANYWHERE FOR

PEEL-AND-EAT SHRIMP.

[LAUGHTER]

In Unison: OH!

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