Hugh Fink - Chinese Food

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 06/25/1999
  • Views: 2,907

Hugh Fink always seems to get the sarcastic Chinese waiter. (1:34)

IN NEW YORK CITY, BUT, UH...

I GOT TO BE HONEST--

I'M AFRAID OF EATINGIN CHINESE RESTAURANTS

BECAUSE I ALWAYS GETTHAT ONE CHINESE WAITER

WHERE I CAN'T TELLIF HE'S BEING SARCASTIC.

"EXCUSE ME, SIR.

THE KUNG PAO CHICKEN--IS THAT SPICY?"

"NO. SWEET."

( audience laughing )

( scattered applause )

"OKAY, I ORDERED EGG ROLLSAN HOUR AGO."

"OH, YEAH. THANKSFOR REMINDING ME."

"UH, I'M A COMEDIAN.

HERE'S SOME TICKETSTO MY SHOW."

"I'M SUREYOU'RE VERY FUNNY MAN."

YOU KNOW, I'M AT THE POINT NOW

I DON'T EVEN ORDER CHINESE FOODTO BE DELIVERED

BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO HIGH-TECH.

THEY COMPLETELY INVADEYOUR PERSONAL PRIVACY.

FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOWHOW THEY DO IT.

"HI. I'D LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDERTO BE DELIVERED."

"OH, IS THIS HUGH FINK?"

"YEAH. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?"

"WE HAVE YOUR VOICEON COMPUTER CHIP."

"OKAY, WELL, LET ME TELL YOUWHAT FOOD I'D LIKE."

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

HE'LL BE THERE IN SIX MINUTES."

"NO, NO, NO.

FIRST OF ALL,I'M NOT EVEN HOME RIGHT NOW."

"NO PROBLEM. WE HAVE A CROWBAR.

WE BREAK IN,JUST LIKE LAST TIME."

"BY THE WAY, WATER YOUR PLANTS.

"THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP.

"AND ONE MORE THING.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND--SHE FAKE ORGASM."

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