#HashtagWars - #SexySuperheroes

Tuesday, November 1, 2016 11/01/2016 Views: 271

Dana Gould, Nate Mooney and Janet Varney create raunchy alter egos for famous superheroes. (1:50)

it's time to play tonight's#HashtagWars.

(cheers and applause)

Benedict Cumberbatch playsDoctor Strange

in the movie strangely titled, Doctor Strange.

But, frankly,I stopped listening

when I saidBenedict Cumberbatch.

(growls) Ladies, am I right?And some guys.

Oh, yeah.That guy is (bleep)-able!

(audience exclaiming)

Casting Mr. Cumberbatchreminds us that superheroes

have all sorts of amazingpowers, in the sack.

That is why tonight's hashtagis #SexySuperheroes.

Examples might be: The Flasherand Sex Luthor.

-I'm gonna put...-VARNEY: Okay.


I-I thought there wasa different way to go

with Sexy Flash, which was,"Oh, I'm sorry.

"Oh, just give me a second.Oh, one more time.

"Oh, I'm sorry.Oh, this never happened to me.

Oh, one more time."

Let's put 60 seconds on theclock and begin.


Mr. Missile Pick Dick,only Mike Lawrence is laughing.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Very good. Mike Lawrencewill appreciate that.

Janet Varney.


-Sorry.-(laughter and applause)

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Points to Janet..

Janet again.

I'm going back to backwith Two Face, One Cup.

HARDWICK:All right, points, very good.


Magneto...(moaning): Oh, oh!



Sore, from too much sucking.

HARDWICK:Yeah, points, amazing.

Amazing, well played.

Dana Gould.

LGB Teen Titans.

HARDWICK:All right, points.


Packin' America.

HARDWICK (laughing):Yeah, points.


- Right there. -HARDWICK:Yeah, it's right there.

It's right there-- Nate.

Queef Lantern.

-HARDWICK: All right, points.-VARNEY: Oh.