Jo Koy - Mother's Day

  • Season 12, Ep 3
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 24,648

Father's Day has nothing on Mother's Day. (1:06)

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

I MEAN THAT FROM THEBOTTOM OF MY HEART TOO, MAN.HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

WHEN YOU HAVE A KID YOU JUST--MAN, IT'S LIKE WOW.

THAT DESERVES A DAY.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE I KNOW THERE'SGUYS IN HERE LIKE,

"AH, WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT.FATHER'S DAY JUST PASSED."

NO, THAT DOESN'T DESERVE A DAY.MOTHER'S DAY DESERVES A DAY.

THAT'S THE DAY A WOMAN,BECAME A MOM.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THAT'S WHEN SOME DUDEWALKED OUT OF HER.

LIKE SHE DESERVESA NECKLACE, ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S A DAY, MOTHER'S DAY.FATHER'S DAY,

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,THAT DOESN'T DESERVE A DAY.

FATHER'S DAY IS JUST A DAYTHAT A BUNCH OF GUYS

WALKED AROUND WAS LIKE,"WHAT ABOUT US,

WE DESERVE A DAY."YOU HAD YOUR DAY.

YOU HAD YOUR FATHER'S DAY.IT WAS THAT DAY

YOU MADE LOVE TO HER ANDSHE LOOKED AT YOU AND SHE WENT,

"GO AHEAD AND LEAVE [BLEEP]."YOU WENT-- "OH DOH, OH, DOH--"

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!"AH, DOH...!"

REMEMBER HOW HAPPYYOU WERE THAT DAY.

- SOME OF US FARTED, OOH.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DESERVES THAT DAY, MAN.

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