Mike Britt - War

  • Season 6 , Ep 4
  • 05/12/2002
  • Views: 14,318

THIS WAR IS--.

WAR IS SILLY.

WAR IS A SILLY THING.

HOW YOU GOING TO BOMB PEOPLE,

THEN GIVE THEM HUMANITARIAN AID?

THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING IN THE

WORLD, HUH?

HOW YOU GOING TO SEND A PLANE

WITH BOMBS AND THEN THERE'S ONE

WITH SANDWICHES COMING RIGHT

BEHIND THEM?

RIGHT?

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

THEY STAND THERE DROPPING THE

BOMBS IT LIKE,

(WHISTLE)

(BOOM)

"ENJOY YOUR FOOD."

(LAUGHTER)

"WHERE I WILL EAT, AMERICA?

YOU JUST BLEW UP MY HOUSE!"

(LAUGHTER)

SILLY.

SILLY, MAN.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.

THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THE

WHOLE THING WAS ARAB PEOPLE

COMPLAINING ABOUT PROFILING.

THAT WAS HILARIOUS TO ME.

THEY AIN'T HANDLING IT TOO WELL.

"I'M NOT A TERRORIST PLEASE."

Y'ALL GOT TO GET SOME STREET

SENSE.

ONE OF THE TERRORISTS WENT TO

A FLIGHT SCHOOL.

HE SAID HE DIDN'T NEED TO LEARN

HOW TO LAND.

AND NOBODY MADE A PHONE CALL

OR SAID NOTHING.

HE JUST WENT THERE AND WAS LIKE,

"AH, OKAY, MUHAMMAD.

AH, TODAY WE ARE GOING TO TEACH

YOU HOW TO LAND."

HE WAS LIKE, "NO, THAT WOULD NOT

BE NECESSARY, MY FRIEND."

(LAUGHTER)

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

EVERYTHING THAT GOES UP

MUST COME DOWN."

"ONCE AGAIN, NOT NECESSARILY,

MY FRIEND.

IT DEPENDS ON WHO IS FLYING,

MY FRIEND.

WHO IS FLYING."

SILLY, MAN.

THEY CAN'T FIND OSAMA.

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