David Alan Grier - Televised Golf

Birbiglia, Washington, Stevens, DiTullio Season 5, Ep 504 10/19/2001 Views: 6,854

Tiger Woods has been messing up recently. (1:06)

GUYS DOIN'?!

NEW YORK CITY!

HOW ARE YOU?!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE)

AH!

WONDERFUL.

I SEE YOU, GIRL.

WONDERFUL NEW YORK.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FESS UP.

I DIDN'T REALLY LEAVE

MY HOTEL ROOM TODAY.

I, AH--

I SAT AROUND ALL DAY.

I WAS WATCHING GOLF.

(SIGHS)

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO

TIGER WOODS?

(LAUGHTER)

MR. PERFECT.

HE USED TO WIN EVERY TOURNAMENT,

DIDN'T HE?

WELL, TIGER IS MESSIN' UP NOW.

OKAY?

HE STARTED MISSIN' THEM PUTTS.

TIGER TURNED INTO A (BLEEP)

IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES.

(LAUGHTER)

HE WAS LIKE...

OH, NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, MAN.

GIVE ME MY CLUBS, MAN.

GIVE ME MY CLUBS, MAN.

I'M LIKE, TIGER?

TIGER WOODS?

YOU'RE BEHAVING MORE LIKE

"TYRONE".

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

OH, MAN.