Eugene Mirman - I'm from Czechoslovakia

Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory Season 1, Ep 101 12/14/2012 Views: 1,976

Eugene Mirman has some bad news for an angry bus passenger. (0:59)

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AND I WAS--AND IT WAS, LIKE,MIDNIGHT OR 1:00,

AND I WAS WALKING BACKTO MY HOTEL,

WALKING AROUND,WALKING BACK TO THE HOTEL,

AND THIS GUY CAME UP TO ME,AND HE'S LIKE,

"EXCUSE ME.ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "NO."AND HE'S LIKE, "GREAT."

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

THAT IS NOT A PERSONWHO WANTS TIME OR DIRECTIONS.

HE'S EXCITED I'M LOST.

I SORT OF--I START WALKING AWAY.

AND HE GETS REALLY MAD,AND HE GOES,

"EVERYBODY THINKSI WANT MONEY!"

AND I WAS LIKE,"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

I'M JUST LEAVING."

AND THEN--AND THEN HE GETSEVEN MORE MAD, AND HE GOES,

"I JUST GOT OFF THE BUS.I'M FROM CZECHOSLOVAKIA."

AND I WAS LIKE,

"WELL, I HAVE SOMEVERY BAD NEWS FOR YOU, SIR.

"YOUR COUNTRYHAS BEEN DISSOLVED.

"I DON'T KNOWWHEN YOU GOT ON THE BUS,

"BUT IT MUST HAVE BEENTHE '90s

'CAUSE YOUR COUNTRYNO LONGER EXISTS."