Jew Them Up!

  • Season 1 , Ep 9
  • 07/27/2011
  • Views: 29,378

Follow the adventures of two Jewish men who are trying to smash a cultural stereotype. (2:11)

- HELLO?

- LOOK AT THIS.- HELLO.

- OH.- THIS IS QUITE NICE.

- THIS IS NICE.

- EXCUSE ME.

- CAN WE HAVE, UH--- GREAT.

- IT HAS PIQUED OUR CURIOSITY.- YES!

- GREAT.

UM, THIS IS THE,UH, 77-INCH, UH, ISTANBUL.

IT'S, UH, BLACK LEATHER.

IT'S A GIO CLASS LEATHER,

WHICH IS OUR BEST,AND UH--

- OKAY.

WELL, LET'S GETTO THE NITTY, UH, GRITTY

AS THEY SAY.- YES.

- AND, UH, WHAT IS THE PRICE?- WHAT IS THE COST OF THIS?

- SO, UM, ACTUALLY THIS IS OURLAST ONE OF THESE, SO IT'S--

- THE FLOOR MODEL?- YEAH.

AND IT'S NORMALLY 3,885,BUT IT'S, UH, 30% OFF.

SO THAT BRINGS US DOWNTO ABOUT 3,150 OR SO.

- 3,150 FOR THIS COUCH.- YEP.

- DOES THIS INCLUDE SHIPPING,DELIVERY, SET UP, ALL THAT?

- UH, YEAH, YES.- IT DOES.

- YES.- INCLUDING.

ONE SECOND.- ONE SECOND.

- WE'LL NEED TO DISCUSS THIS.

[conversing quietly]

- WE WILL OFFER YOU,

$4,150 FOR THE COUCH.

- INCLUDING THE PILLOWS.

- I DON'T--UM, I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, WE DON'T--

- THAT'S OKAY, 4,600.

- I JUST WANNA MAKE SUREYOU UNDERSTAND WHAT--

THAT THE COUCHIS ON SALE,

THAT IT'S NOT--

- I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND

THAT WE'LLPAY $5,000 FOR THE COUCH.

[cash register rings]

MANY PEOPLE FEELTHAT JEWS ARE CONSTANTLY

TRYING TO BARGAIN DOWNON PRICE--

- HENCE THE PHRASE,"JEW THEM DOWN."

- WE'RE GOING UP.- YEAH, BUT YOU'RE--YEAH.

- YES.- THAT'S WHY I WAS...

- YEAH, YOU'RESURPRISED BY THAT.

- UH, YEAH.

- YOU DIDN'T EXPECTTWO JEWS TO COME IN HERE

AND TRYTO JEW YOU UP!

- OUR ORGANIZATIONIS CALLED "JEW THEM UP."

AND WHAT WE DO IS GO AROUNDTO SHOPS, STORES, MALLS,

ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,

AND WEOFFER THEM MORE.

- I WOULD HAVE TO CHECK,'CAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW

IF I CANTAKE MORE FOR IT.

- 6,000.

- $6,000 ANDWE'LL CALL IT A DEAL.

FINAL OFFER, $6,000.

- I MEAN, ALL RIGHT,THAT SOUNDS GOOD, I--ALL RIGHT.

- ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL--both: JEW THEM UP!

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