Best Worst Thing - Justin Bieber & Anne Frank

Season 1 , Ep 10 04/23/13 Views: 28,439

Canadian pop star Justin Bieber makes an offensive Holocaust reference, and Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts weigh in on the controversy. (2:41)

WITH THE "BEST WORST THINGOF THE WEEK."

OF ALL THE AWFUL NEWS STORIES,THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

BABY, BABY, BABY, OY.

JUSTIN BIEBERCAUSED A STIR LAST WEEK

WHEN HE VISITED THE ANNE FRANKHOUSE IN AMSTERDAM

AND WROTE IN THE GUEST BOOK

THAT HE HOPED ANNEWOULD'VE BEEN A "BELIEBER."

OH...[audience oohs]

THE INCIDENT HAS BEEN VOTEDTHE WORLD'S LAMEST WAY

TO GET INTO TROUBLEIN AMSTERDAM.

- [laughs]

I JUST--I THINK HE SAYS HE HASA KINSHIP WITH ANNE FRANK

BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTHDISCOVERED AT A YOUNG AGE.

- AH.[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

- I MEAN, IT'S LIKE--

I THINK THAT ONE OF THE--PROBABLY THE WORST OFFENSE

IS THAT, YOU KNOW,AFTERWARDS--

'CAUSE YOU ONLY GET TO HEAR,LIKE, THE FIRST PART, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, OF WHAT HE SAYS, BUTREALLY WHAT HE SAID AFTER THAT

WAS, LIKE,YOU KNOW, "I WANNA--

I WANNA DEFINITELY GO TO CAMPWITH HER IF I COULD."

- THIS IS ALL GONNA SEEMSO INSIGNIFICANT

ONCE HE KILLS HIS FIRST HOOKER,YOU KNOW?

- THAT'S TRUE.THAT'S TRUE.

HE'LL LOOK BACK ON THISAND LAUGH.

- YEAH.

WE'LL BE LIKE, "REMEMBER WHEN HEJUST DISSED ON THE HOLOCAUST?"

- YOUR MOVE, AMANDA BYNES.

[laughter, applause]

- THE THING--I WAS THINKING,LIKE, YOU KNOW,

WHEN SOMEONE PISSES HIM OFF,

HIS FANS ALWAYSSEND DEATH THREATS,

BUT WITH ANNE FRANK, THE--TOO LATE.

- TRUE.

- YEAH, YOU KNOW,IT'S AN INTERESTING THING

BECAUSE JUSTIN BIEBER SUFFERSA REALLY RARE CONDITION,

WHICH IS HE CANNOT FIND,UM, SECRET PASSAGEWAYS AT ALL.

- NO.- YEAH.

- [laughs]

- WHAT'S THAT--WHAT'STHAT CONDITION CALLED, REGGIE?

- IT'S CALLEDNON-PASSAGEWAY DYSPEPSIA.

[laughter]

- THIS IS GONNA SEEM REAL HARSH,BUT...

WE'RE ALL GIVING HIM GRIEF

FOR MAKING THE HOLOCAUSTABOUT HIMSELF,

BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE MADETHE HOLOCAUST ABOUT THEMSELVES?

[bleep] ANNE FRANK.

[laughter]- OH.

- SHE'S LIKE, "OH, IT'S--EVERYTHING'S TERRIBLE."

THERE'S 5,999,999 OTHER JEWSWITH TERRIBLE LIVES...

- YEAH.

- AND NONE OF THEM ARE [bleep]BLOGGING ABOUT IT.

- THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE.[applause]

THE JEWS HAVE TOTALLYGOTTEN OVER THE HOLOCAUST.

- [laughs]- THEY NEVER BRING THAT UP.

NOW, GUYS, BIEBER'SON A WORLD TOUR RIGHT NOW.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL SAYIN THE GUEST BOOKS

AT OTHER DIFFERENT TRAGEDIESAROUND THE WORLD?

- WELL, I THINKAT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY,

HE'LL PROBABLYSAY SOMETHING LIKE,

[lisps] "I WAS SO GLAD TO BEALL UP IN YOUR FREEDOM, GIRL."

- OKAY, IS THATWHAT JUSTIN BIEBER SOUNDS LIKE?

- [lisps] YES.- YEAH, LOOK AT HIM.

- [lisping] THAT'S--LOOK,HIS LIPS AND EVERYTHING.

THAT'S THE WAY HE TALKS.[laughter]

- I THINK IT'D BE COOLIF HE WENT TO, LIKE,

GETTYSBURG AND WAS LIKE,

"HEY, GETTYSBURG,THANKS FOR AN AWESOME WAR.

NOW USHER'S FREE."

- AT THE ALAMO--AT THE ALAMO,HE COULD BE LIKE,

"HEY, I DATED SELENA GOMEZ,SO WE BOTH LEARNED THE HARD WAY

NOT TO TRUST MEXICANS."

[laughter, applause]

- LET'S MOVE ONTO "NOT BUYING IT."

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