Donald Trump's Handshake

The Barstool Rundown: Live from Houston - February 1, 2017 Season 1, Ep 3 02/02/2017 Views: 911

El Pres, KFC and Big Cat marvel at President Trump's hyperaggressive handshake style and its potential consequences for the world. (1:21)

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Um, Donald Trump.

We don't talk aboutDonald Trump very much.

We're nota political group.

But, you know, if you don'trespect this handshake,

then you'rejust not alive.

Show the handshake.

Oh!

-The pat.-Oh, that second yank.

The pat might be the worst.The pat might be the worst.

And he did this.And whoe--

I guess that guywas, like, Supreme Court.

He looked likean absolute dork

who knew he was getting bulliedin real time, by the way.

Like,he tried to disengage,

and Trump justyanked him back in.

That's probably howyou actually work for Trump.

Well, this isthe first moment

I've been very, very worriedabout Trump

because that handshakestarts world wars.

If you do thatto some other country --

You have to bomb America

if you're gettinghandshake-cucked like that.

[ Laughter ]

We know thathe does this now, right?

What is your moveto counteract it?

Like, I'm going to give youthe Trump handshake.

What do you do back to me?You keep shaking.

It turns intoa shake-off.

It's like nuclear warfare, yeah,where you're just shaking.

You need, like, the buzzer,the joke, gag buzzer.

China, if you're listening --you probably are -- Stay woke.

They dothat gag buzzer.

I don't knowwhy more political leaders

also just don't do that once ina while, like the old fake.

I've done that to you.Yeah.