Nate Fernald - Problematic Juices & Insulting Slogans

Nate Fernald Season 5, Ep 6 09/09/2016 Views: 1,197

Nate Fernald laments the fact that his dream juice combo could never exist and explains how a restaurant slogan was used against him. (2:22)

trying to get in better shapethese days.

I'm going to the gym a lot.

'Cause I'm a cashier at the gym.But I'm also trying to...

(audience laughs)

Trying to eat better.I'm trying to eat better.

I'm trying to eat more fruit.

I think my favorite fruitsare grapes.

I love grapes. I thinkthat's the best fruit

out of all the fruits.

And I also... I love dates.Dates are great.

They're wonderful,and they're-they're

very underrated fruit.

And I wish thatthere was, like, a juice

that was flavoredafter those two fruits,

but it does not exist.

Probably because you can't sella date grape drink in a store.

It would be...

It'd be weird, you know?

Those words rhymewith other word... Comedy.

Yeah? Yeah.

But, uh... thank you.

But you know, speaking of,um, I don't know,

like, food and thingspeople might eat...

(air horn blares)

MAN:Another great segue!

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MAN 2:Yeah!



(cheering, applause)

Thank you.

I assume the applauseis for Applebee's. Um...

I love Applebee's. Applebee'sis my favorite restaurant.

Uh, where my Apple boys at?


Oh, right on.

Uh, now,the Applebee's slogan...

The Applebee's sloganused to be...

it used to be

"You belong...

at Applebee's."

And I think that

that's a very nice slogan.

As long as...

it's coming from...


'Cause like, the other night,

I went intoa kind of fancy steak house.

And they were like,"Um, you belong at Applebee's."

I was like, "Whoa."

Come on, man.

That's rude.

I... You know what, actually,