PubLIZity - Liz Is Pregnant?!

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 18,190

Liz B. announces that she's pregnant, but Liz G. has trouble accepting the news graciously. (2:06)

- [vomiting]

[toilet flushing]

- LIZ, IS IT SWIMSUIT SEASON?

- MM?

- 'CAUSE YOU JUST, LIKE,RALPHED.

I COULD TELL THAT THERE WASSOMETHING WRONG WITH LIZ

'CAUSE WE'RE LIKE TWINS.

PEOPLE MISTAKE USFOR ONE ANOTHER ALL THE TIME

AND NOT JUST ON THE PHONE.

- LIZ, I DON'T WANT TO SAYANYTHING TOO EARLY,

BECAUSE, LIKE, I WANTED TO BE,LIKE, A LADY ABOUT IT,

'CAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, MY VIBE,BUT, LIKE, HONESTLY,

THE CAT'S, LIKE, PRETTY MUCH OUTOF THE BUN, AND, LIKE...

- WHAT?

- I'M PREGNANT.

- WHA--

THAT'S AMAZING.- THANK YOU.

- I'M LIZ.

MY BODY'S CHANGING,AND SO ARE MY PRIORITIES.

- AND I'M LIZ.

IF I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK,

THEN I'M NOT GOINGTO WORK AT ALL.

I'M THE BIGGER ONE.

- AND THIS IS TEMPORARY.

OUR P.R. FIRMIS CALLED PUBLIZITY.

[both slurping]

- IT'S BASED OFF OUR NAMES.

- YOU HAVE MILK VOICE.- SHUT UP, LIZ.

- I'M KEEPING IT THIS TIME.

- AMAZING.- THANK YOU.

- O.M.G., I'M SORRY.I DIDN'T REALIZE

YOU COULD GET PREGNANT FROMA GUY BLASTING ON YOUR STOMACH.

I'M TRYING TO THINKABOUT THE DIFFERENT GUYS

THAT HAVE PROBABLY [bleep]ON YOUR STOMACH

THAT YOU WOULD THEN SCOOPTHAT [bleep] INTO YOUR VAGINA,

LIKE, USING A PIECE OF PAPEROR, LIKE--

- WELL, THAT WOULD BE, LIKE,AN ALTERNATIVE LIST,

BECAUSE, LIKE, THIS TIME,THE FELLOW,

LIKE, ACTUALLY,LIKE, LOOKED ME

RIGHT INTO MY FACE,AND, LIKE, WHEN HE SAW MY FACE,

THAT'S EXACTLY THE MOMENT THAT,LIKE, HE SHOT UP HIS STUFF,

LIKE, RIGHT INSIDEOF MY THING.

THE FATHER OF THE BABYIS A TOILET BABY, C-CZAR,

AND, LIKE, I DON'T CAREWHO KNOWS THAT,

EXCEPT FOR, LIKE,MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT I KNOW.

LIKE, I DON'T WANT THEMTO KNOW,

'CAUSE I'M, LIKE, HORRIFIEDBY IT

AND, LIKE, VERY EMBARRASSED.

CASSANDRA,GIVE ME THE BUCKET.

[breathes heavily]

[spits]

I JUST KEEP THROWING UP.

- ARE YOU SURETHAT'S NOT SOME GUY'S...

- WHAT?

OH, THE STUFF?

WHO CAN NEVER BE SURE?

- ♪ EXTRAORDINARY

♪ GIRL

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