Uncensored - Katt Williams - Thank You, White People

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 14,869

Until Barack Obama was elected president, Katt Williams had never seen white and black people so united and so disgusted at the same time. (2:31)

FIRST OF ALL, HOW MANY PEOPLE IS

HAPPY THAT BARACK OBAMA

IS THE PRESIDENT OF THESE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

[cheers and applause]

NOW, I UNDERSTAND HOW THAT COULD

BE A DIVISIVE ISSUE.

BUT AMERICA AIN'T ABOUT

DIVISION, GOD DAMN IT.

IT'S ABOUT UNITY.

AND NEVER HAVE WHITE PEOPLE AND

BLACK PEOPLE BEEN SO UNITED AND

DISGUSTED AT THE SAME GODDAMN

TIME AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW.

WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME SAY THIS

IN FRONT OF [bleep].

WE HAVE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT

FOR QUITE SOME TIME RIGHT NOW.

AND WE HAVE NOT HAD AN

OPPORTUNITY AS [bleep]

TO THANK YOU, WHITE PEOPLE,

FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE LET

OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF,

A [bleep],

RUN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY.

WE APPRECIATE THAT.

YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM.

YOU LET THE [bleep]

SHOW UP TO WORK.

WE THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

WHITE PEOPLE.

UNDERSTAND THAT, FROM [bleep].

NOW, WHAT YOU NEED

TO UNDERSTAND, WHITE PEOPLE,

IS WE HAVE BEEN

CONFUSED EVER SINCE THE [bleep]

GOT ELECTED.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep]

IS GOING ON.

WE WORKING ON FAITH.

WHITE PEOPLE, UNDERSTAND.

WHEN A [bleep] TAKE THE OFFICE,

AS [bleep], WE HAVE A MEETING.

THE WHITE PEOPLE:

"WHAT?"

[laughter]

AS [bleep], WE HAVE A MEETING.

WE DECIDED WE WAS GONNA SUPPORT

HIM.

NOW, AS A [bleep],

IT IS HARD FOR US

TO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT WHAT

A MOTHER[bleep] DOING ON HIS

GODDAMN JOB.

THAT'S KIND OF OUR SHIT,

IS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT WHAT

THE [bleep] YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

NOW, [bleep] SOMEHOW SWALLOWED

ALL THAT.

AND [bleep] SUPPORTED OBAMA

EVERY STEP OF THE GODDAMN WAY.

AND IN THE BEGINNING, WE WAS

TALKING WITH BASS IN OUR VOICE

AND USING GESTURES AND STOMPING

OUR FEET AND SHIT.

JUST, "LOOK, HOW LONG DID IT

TAKE YOU MOTHER[bleep] TO RUN

THIS COUNTRY IN THE GODDAMN

GROUND?

NOW YOU WANT THIS [bleep]

TO DO MAGIC."

THAT WAS US EIGHT MONTHS

AFTER THE ELECTION.

THAT WAS US.

FOUR MONTHS AFTER THAT, WE HAD

LOST ALL THE BASS IN OUR VOICE.

WE'RE JUST, "LOOK, WE DON'T

KNOW WHAT THIS [bleep] DOING.

BUT HE'S TRYING, OKAY?

YOU GOT TO GIVE THIS [bleep]

A CHANCE.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep]

HE WORKING WITH RIGHT NOW.

HE..."