Water Into Wine

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 04/23/2014
  • Views: 50,345

While demonstrating his "water into wine" trick, Jesus accidentally touches someone's hand. (1:01)

- AND I WAS LIKE,"SORRY, MAN.

I JUST WASTED MY LAST MIRACLEON A DUCK."

[laughter]

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

I'VE, UH,GOT US SOME MORE WATER.

- [laughs]EXCELLENT.

- UH, JESUS, IF, UH,YOU'LL DO THE HONORS?

- [chuckles]DON'T MIND IF I DO.

[clears throat]

[musical chimes]DING, DING, DING, DI--

OH, [bleep],I TOUCHED HIS HAND INSTEAD.

- [groans]- W-WHAT DOES--

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

- I JUST TURNEDALL THE WATER

IN HIS BODY INTO RED WINE.

- WELL, HOW MUCH WATERWAS IN HIS BODY?

- DUDE, PEOPLEARE MADE OF, LIKE,

70% WATER OR SOMETHING.

- SO--SO YOUJUST TURNED 70%

OF HIS BIOLOGICAL MAKE-UPINTO WINE?

- [groans]- Y-YES.

- WELL,[bleep] CHANGE HIM BACK!

- I DON'T KNOW HOW!- WELL, WHO DOES?

- UM, UM, SATAN MAYBE?

- THEN CALL HIM!

- RIGHT, RIGHT.YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.

- HE'S DEAD!HE'S DEAD.

- [sighs]

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