Uncensored - Tony Rock - Ain't Even That Serious

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 01/26/2012
  • Views: 6,994

Tony Rock knows that you can't get into an argument with a black woman. (2:23)

AND BLACK GIRLS WILL NEVER,EVER ADMIT THEY'RE WRONG.

Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW THAT-- BLACKGIRLS Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW THAT.

BLACK GIRLS WILLNEVER ADMIT THEY WRONG.

NEVER WILL A BLACKGIRL SAY, "MY BAD."

NEVER WILL A BLACK GIRL SAY,"MAYBE I WAS MISINFORMED."

NEVER WILL ABLACK GIRL SAY,

"I HAD THE WRONGINFORMATION."

THE ONLY THINGA BLACK GIRL WILL EVER SAY

TO LET YOU KNOW THATTHEY NOT IN THE RIGHT

IS THIS RIGHT HERE--IT'S VERY SUBTLE,

"YOU KNOW WHAT--IT AIN'T EVEN THAT SERIOUS."

[audience laughing]

"IT AIN'T EVENTHAT SERIOUS."

[audience applauding]

AND THEY ALWAYS GET ONE LASTDIG IN WHEN THEY WALKIN' OUT.

THEY WALK OUT--THEY TURN AROUND AND GO,

"AND YOU BE BLESSED, TOO,BOO-BOO."

I LOVE Y'ALL, MAN--I LOVE Y'ALL.

I LOVE BLACK GIRLS--I LOVE Y'ALL.

CAN'T ARGUE WITHY'ALL, THOUGH.

CANNOT ARGUEWITH A BLACK WOMAN.

FELLAS, DON'T DO IT--DON'T ARGUE WITH A BLACK GIRL,

'CAUSE YOU CAN NEVER WIN ANARGUMENT WITH A BLACK GIRL,

NEVER-- NEVER--YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE THEY SELFESTEEM TOO HIGH.

BLACK GIRLS SELF ESTEEMTHROUGH THE ROOF.

BLACK GIRLS SELF ESTEEM--

YOU TRY TO SAYSOMETHING HURTFUL,

IT BOUNCE RIGHTOFF OF THEM,

'CAUSE THEY KNOW ITDON'T PERTAIN TO THEM.

THEN TO MAKE YOULOOK EVEN DUMBER--

TO MAKE YOULOOK EVEN DUMBER,

SHE WILL AGREE WITHWHAT YOU SAID ABOUT HER,

BUT FLIP IT ON YOU.

I STILL HAVEN'T FIGUREDTHAT ONE OUT QUITE YET.

YOU SAY SOMETHING--YOU LIKE, "YOU DAMN BITCH."

SHE LIKE, "THAT'S RIGHT,I'M A BITCH.

"I'M THE BEST BITCH YOUEVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.

"YOU NEVER SEENA BITCH LIKE THIS BITCH.

"YOU WANNA SEE A BITCH--TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS BITCH,

"MOTHERFUCKER, OKAY--I'M NOT A BITCH.

"I'M 'THE' BITCH,MOTHERFUCKER!"

[audience laughing]

FELLAS, WE CAN'T DO THAT--WE CAN'T DO THAT.

"YOU A DUMMY--""THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A DUMMY.

"I'M THE DUMBESTMOTHERFUCKER

"YOU EVER SEENIN YOUR LIFE!

"YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANOTHERNIGGER DUMBER THAN ME!

"WAIT A MINUTE.

"WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE--WHAT THE--"

[audience laughing]

WHITE GIRLS, HOWEVER,SELF ESTEEM NOT THAT HIGH.

WHITE GIRLS SELFESTEEM NOT THAT HIGH.

MAKE Y'ALL LOOK--ONE WORD...

ONE WORD DESTROYS Y'ALL.

"FAT--" "AGH!"

ONE WORD DESTROYS Y'ALL.

YOU TELL A SISTER SHE'S FAT,NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER.

NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER.

"FAT--" "AND?

"AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

"I KNOW SOMEBODYWHO DO, BOO-BOO.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT--I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO DO.

"YOU DON'T LIKE IT--I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO DO.

"HA, HA, HA, HA!"

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