Rene Hicks - Jehovah's Witness

  • Season 4 , Ep 3
  • 12/17/2000
  • Views: 7,435

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate holidays. (2:22)

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE IN

ENGLAND?

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES.

APPARENTLY IN AMERICA WE HAVE

GOTTEN SO GOOD AT HIDING FROM

THESE PEOPLE...

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THAT THEY HAD TO GO TO A WHOLE

OTHER CONTINENT JUST TO SELL

THEIR QUOTA OF WATCHTOWERS.

YOU KNOW WHAT AMAZES ME ABOUT

THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES?

THEY DON'T CELEBRATE ANY

HOLIDAYS.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

NO CHRISTMAS, NO THANKSGIVING,

NO VALENTINE'S DAY.

THEY DON'T LET THEIR KIDS

CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN.

I THINK THIS IS A MISTAKE,

BECAUSE WOULDN'T

TRICK-OR-TREATING FOR A LITTLE

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS KID BE LIKE A

TRAINING EXERCISE?

(LAUGHTER)

"GO ON.

RING THE DOORBELL.

I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHO LIVES

THERE.

RING IT-- EVEN THE ONES WITH THE

LIGHTS THAT ARE OFF.

THEY'RE HOME.

GO RING IT!"

(LAUGHTER)

THEY HAVE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

IN ENGLAND, BUT THEY DO NOT HAVE

LATINOS.

I GREW UP IN A LATINO

NEIGHBORHOOD IN CALIFORNIA.

ANY LATINOS IN THE HOUSE?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

I MUST HAVE LATINOS.

'CAUSE THERE'S NOT THAT MUCH

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACKS AND

LATINOS.

LATINOS ARE JUST BLACK PEOPLE

WITH STRAIGHT HAIR.

LET'S BE REAL.

LET'S BE REAL.

BLACK PEOPLE NEED LATINOS

BECAUSE THEY HELP TAKE THE

PRESSURE OFF OF US.

IF THERE WERE NO LATINOS, THE

POLICE WOULD BE MESSING WITH US

24-7.

"WHO THEY CHASING?

JOSE?

OH, GOOD.

BREAK TIME.

BREAK TIME."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I LOVE WALKING THROUGH A LATINO

NEIGHBORHOOD BECAUSE LATINO MEN

WILL SHOW APPRECIATION FOR A

WOMAN THAT'S LOOKING GOOD--

HELL, SHE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE

LOOKING THAT GOOD.

OKAY?

OKAY?

(LAUGHTER)

AND THEY DO IT WITH IMAGINATION.

THEY DON'T JUST THROW OUT SOME

LAME-ASS PICKUP LINE.

OH, NO.

THEY DO IT WITH SOUND.

(CACKLING AND KISSING SOUNDS)

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

WHOA.

JUNGLE LOVE, YES.

AYE, POPPY, AYE.

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

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