Shaun Majumder - Diversity

  • Season 12 , Ep 24
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 7,464

We've got some Mexican-type-looking people in this crowd. (2:48)

IN OUR COUNTRY.AND AS I WALK AROUND,

THINGS, YOU KNOW,WE'RE VERY SIMILAR.

AND I WANT TO UNITE US.FOR EXAMPLE,

OUR MILITARIES ARE ATEQUAL STRENGTH, YOU KNOW.

WHICH IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.RACIAL DIVERSITY.

LOOK AT THIS CROWD.THAT WHAT MAKES OUR COUNTRY

SO BEAUTIFUL,THE RACIAL DIVERSITY.

EVEN LOOKING IN THIS CROWD.

WE'VE GOT SOMEMEXICAN TYPE LOOKING PEOPLE.

A POLISH KIND OFSCOTTISH MIX RIGHT THERE.

GOT YOUNG AFRICAN-AMERICAN MAN,PROUD BLACK AND-- SCOTT--

WITH HIS SCOTTISHPAN/ASIAN GIRLFRIEND--

- I DON'T KNOW.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT RACIAL DIVERSE--THIS COUNTRY IS BEAUTIFUL

BECAUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,YOU WANT TO BE A RACIST,

YOU CAN BE ANY KINDOF RACIST YOU WANT TO BE.

THERE'S JUST SO MUCHHATE TO CHOOSE FROM.

IT TRULY ISA LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.

JUST PICK YOUR FLAVORAND IT'S AWESOME.

RACISM IS MAKING AHUGE COMEBACK IN THE LASTFEW YEARS, ISN'T IT?

I LOVE RACISM.I THINK IT'S GREAT.

IT IS. IT'S SO MUCH FUN.I GUESS I COULD SAY THAT THOUGH

- 'CAUSE I'M BEIGE.- [LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW, LIKE,WHO HATES BEIGE PEOPLE, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYINGLADIES, RIGHT?

ONCE YOU GO BEIGE YOU NEVERGONNA FORGET IT BECAUSE...

BEIGE PEOPLE ARE REALLY GOODAT THAT KIND OF THING.

AND THEN IF YOUHAVE THE OPPORTUNITY,

THE NEXT TIME AROUND,AND YOU COULD CHOOSE BETWEENA RACE OR WHATEVER, YOU--

HIGH PERCENTAGE CHANCEYOU'LL GO BEIGE.

I'M PARAPHRASING.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

NOW WHAT DOES IT MEANTHAT I'M BEIGE?

WELL, MY MOM IS WHITE.I MEAN, SUPER WHITE.

SHE COMES FROM ASMALL TOWN IN CANADA.

PEOPLE THERE ARE SO WHITE.GUYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS,

YOU CAN SEE THEIRHEARTS BEATING. LIKE--

I MEAN, IT'S GROSS.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE IF ET KNOCKED UP ONE OFTHOSE COLD THAI SPRING ROLLS.

DO YOU KNOW THOSECOLD THAI SPRING ROLLS?

THE ONES YOUDIP IN THE ORANGE SAUCE

AND MAYBE YOUSHARE IT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

BEFORE YOU GET YOUR PAD THAI.YOU KNOW THAT ONE?

THAT'S HOW WHITEMY MOM'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY IS.

AND THEN MY DADCOMES FROM INDIA.

[Indian Accent]"YES, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

"NICE TO SEE A BROWN PERSON HERETONIGHT, VERY NICE TO SEE YOU,

VERY NICE."INDIAN PEOPLE ARE SO SWEET.

[Indian Accent]"HELLO, WHAT IS HAPPENING?"

EVEN WHEN WE'RE REALLYPISSED OFF PEOPLE SAY,

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? OH NO,YOU DIDN'T. OH NO, YOU DID NOT.

"OKAY, WELL NOWI'M GOING TO HAVE TO [BLEEP]YOU UP "REALLY GOOD THEN.

OKAY, THANK YOU.DON'T COME AGAIN BITCH."

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