Whitney Cummings - Self-Tanner - Uncensored

Season 1 08/15/10 Views: 625,158

Whitney Cummings uncovers the correlation between self-tanning and success in the entertainment industry. (1:10)

DAVID HASSELHOFF, GEORGE HAMILTON,HULK HOGAN...

I THINK IF WE'VE LEARNEDANYTHING FROM TONIGHT,

IT'S THAT SELF-TANNERCAUSES YOU TO FAIL

IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS.

LOOK AT ALL THESE IDIOTSYOU'VE ATTRACTED.

LISA LAMPANELLI,PAM ANDERSON--

YOU TWO WOMEN

ARE LIKE THE SISTERHOODOF THE TRAVELING CUNTS!

[laughter]

JEFF ROSS, WHAT WASTHAT THING IN A SPEEDO?

YOU ARE DISGUSTING.

YOUR DICK IN A SPEEDO

LOOKS LIKE A HAMSTERSTUCK IN A WATER BALLOON.

[laughter]

GEORGE HAMILTON IS HERE.OKAY, WHATEVER.

GEORGE, YOU'RE SO TAN,I'D THINK YOU'RE MEXICAN.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCEIS THAT MEXICANS WORK.

[laughter]

LISA LAMPANELLI IS HERE--SO FUNNY.

LISA, YOU LOOK LIKESUSAN BOYLE FUCKED SNOOKI.

[laughter]

LISA, YOUR VAGINA'SLIKE A BAD MOVIE.

IT OPENED WIDE,

AND ALL OF THE WAYANS BROTHERSHAVE BEEN IN IT.

[laughter]

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