Great Demons in History

  • Season 2 , Ep 201
  • 07/21/2011
  • Views: 10,719

Mark gives a demon history lesson to an intolerant new member of his class. (1:42)

EVERYONE, MURRAY IS NEW IN TOWN

SO LET'S GIVE HIMA BIG NEW YORK WELCOME.

[applause]

- NONE OF YOU FREAKSGET ANY FUNNY IDEAS,

ESPECIALLY YOU!

- TAKE WHAT YOU WANT.

JUST DON'T HURT ME.

- MURRAY, HUMANS AREJUST A SMALL PART

OF THE FABRIC OF NEW YORK.

THE CITY IS FULL OF ALL SORTS

OF INTERESTING CREATURES.

WE ALL LIVE PEACEFULLYUNDER THE INTEGRATION TREATY.

SO YOUR FEAR OF THEMIS ACTUALLY REALLY INSULTING.

- POPPYCOCK!

I'VE HEARD DEMONSTALKING ABOUT THE END OF DAYS.

- IT'S PART OF THEIR CULTURE.

DEMON HISTORY IS FULLOF FAILED END OF DAYS PLOTS.

LIGHTS?

500,000 YEARS AGO,BILTH THE UGLY

CONJURED AN EARTHQUAKE MEANTTO SPLIT THE PLANET.

HOWEVER, IT ENDED UP CREATINGTHE GRAND CANYON,

ONE OF OUR NATION'S MOSTMAJESTIC NATURAL TREASURES.

- WHAT A PUTZ.

- VILMORE THE UNSIGHTLYWORKED FOR YEARS TO OPEN UP

A DEMONIC PORTAL,

BUT INSTEAD OF SUCKING PEOPLEINTO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL,

IT SENT THEM TO SANDALS RESORTIN MARTINIQUE.

- I STILL DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE RULES

FOR TIPPING AT RESORTS.

- TODAY DEMONSARE FULLY INTEGRATED

BUT STILL CELEBRATETHEIR HERITAGE

WITH AN ANNUAL END OF DAYSWAR PRE-ENACTMENT

IN TIMES SQUARE.

WHOEVER WANTS TO PARTICIPATEIS ASSIGNED A ROLE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN,BUT I HEAR IT'S QUITE A PARTY.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HOW ABOUT YOU HAND OVER THE GUN?

- NOT A CHANCE!

[gunshot]

[screaming]

- WHOA!OH, NOT AGAIN.

I SHOULD REALLY GET BARSFOR THIS WINDOW.

- MARK LILLY TO TWAYNE'S OFFICE.

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