John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

  • Season 10 , Ep 15
  • 04/06/2006
  • Views: 35,626

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop. (1:02)

THAT'S THE WORST KIND YOU CAN WORK AT, TOO,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE PEOPLE WATCH YOU MAKE THEIR STUFF.

SO, YOU CAN'T LIKE SPIT IN ITOR PUT YOUR BALLS IN IT

OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 'CAUSE YOU CAN TRY,

BUT THEY CATCH YOU EVERY TIME, YOU KNOW.

IT'S, "YEAH. GIVE ME TOMATOES, PEPPERS.

DID YOU JUST PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY SANDWICH?"

- [LAUGHTER] - NO.

"WHY ARE YOUR BALLS OUT?" DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THERE OUT. I MEAN, HOW I ROLL.

I USED TO HATE WHEN FAT GUYS CAME IN,

'CAUSE THEY I'D BE MAKING THAT SANDWICH FOR FRIGGIN' DAYS.

'CAUSE THEY WANT EVERYTHING THAT'S COMING TO 'EM ON THEIR SANDWICH.

DOUBLE MEAT WHAT A SURPRISE. ALL RIGHT. GREAT."

"YEAH. GIVE ME LETTUCE, TOMATOES, PICKLES, ONIONS,

OLIVES, BOTH KINDS OF PEPPERS. OIL, SALT, VINEGAR, BACON."

"YOU WANT COOKIES ON YOUR SANDWICH?

"TOO, DUDE? 'CAUSE, AH, I CAN'T EVEN CLOSE IT NOW.

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS MAKING THANKSGIVING DINNERFOR YOU ON A BUN.

IT'S A SANDWICH, NOT A NUCLEAR WAR SITUATION.

YOU'RE GONNA EAT AGAIN IN THREE HOURS, DUDE, ALL RIGHT?

YOU CAN O.D. ON LETTUCE, TOO.

[LAUGHTER]

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