The Sklar Brothers - Beer Commercial

  • Season 14 , Ep 12
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 13,269

It's every red blooded American sports fan's dream to have a sexual fantasy that involves incest. (2:59)

WE ARE TWINS,WE ARE SPORTS FANS

AND THE TWO CAME TOGETHERIN AN INTERSECTION OF CRAPPINESS

A FEW YEARS AGO THAT WE MUSTRELATE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

THERE WAS A COMMERCIAL CAMPAIGNFOR A BEER COMPANY AND FOOTBALL,

AND THERE WAS A GUYON THE COMMERCIAL WHO --

A WHITE GUYWHO WAS RAPPING.

WAIT. YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL ITRAPPING, REALLY.

YEAH.THAT IS OFFENSIVETO BLACK PEOPLE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

ACTUALLY, WHAT HE WAS DOING,I'LL GO SO FAR AS TO SAY,

WAS OFFENSIVETO WHITE PEOPLE.

I WOULD SAY IT WAS OFFENSIVETO GIFT WRAPPING.

OKAY.[ LAUGHTER ]

I WOULD GO SO FARAS TO SAY

AS WHAT HE WAS DOINGWAS OFFENSIVE TO SMOOTHIES

BY THE TRANSITIVE ASSOCIATIONTO HEALTHY WRAP SANDWICHES.

THAT'S HOW BADTHIS GUY'S RAP WAS.

'CAUSE HE WASN'T SAYINGANYTHING.

THERE WAS NO METAPHORIN THE RAP.NONE WHATSOEVER.

I SAID, "I LIKE HANGINGWITH MY FRIENDS,

FUN THAT NEVER ENDS."

AND THIS WASOUR FAVORITE PART.

Both: "AND TWINS!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THENIT CUT TO THIS SHOT

OF THIS FAKE-BOOBED,BLOND-HAIRED,IDENTICAL TWIN GIRLS,

THE INSINUATION BEING

THAT IT'S EVERY RED-BLOODEDAMERICAN SPORTS FAN'S DREAM

TO HAVE A SEXUAL THREE-WAYWITH A SET OF TWINS.OF COURSE.

IT'S EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICANMALE SPORTS FAN'S DREAM

TO HAVE A SEXUAL FANTASYTHAT INVOLVES INCEST.

THAT'S RIGHT.THEY ARE SISTERS.

IF THEY TOUCH EACH OTHER,YOU HAVE TO MOVE TO KENTUCKY.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.THAT'S RIGHT.

WE'RE NOT TALKINGA METROPOLIS LIKE LOUISVILLE.

PADUCAH. DO YOU UNDERSTANDWHAT I'M SAYING?

THE HINTERLANDS.

ALL RIGHT, SO, WE WANTTO REDO THIS COMMERCIAL.

WE WANTTO BRING IT BACK.

WE WANT TO KEEP EVERY LYRICIN THE SONG THE SAME,

EVERY SHOT IN THE COMMERCIALTHE SAME.

EXCEPT ONE.WE'RE GONNA SUB OUTONE VIDEO SHOT.

SO HE SAYS, "I LIKE HANGINGWITH MY FRIENDS,

FUN THAT NEVER ENDS."BUT WHEN HE GETS TO

"AND TWINS!"

INSTEAD OF A SHOTOF THE BIG-BOOBED,BLOND-HAIRED TWINS,

WE WANT TO CUT TO A SHOTOF THOSE TWO SIAMESE GIRL TWINS

WHO ARE CONNECTEDAT THEIR HEAD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ONE OF THEMIS A COUNTRY-MUSIC SINGER.

THE OTHER ONE'SIN A WHEELBARROW.

THAT'S HER JOB.THAT'S HER JOB,ESSENTIALLY.

"I AM IN A WHEELBARROW.THAT'S WHAT I DO."

LITERALLY..."AND TWINS!"

AND LIKE THE CAMERA KIND OFMOVES INTO THE FLESHY PART

THAT'S KIND OFBOTH OF THEM,BUT...

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S KIND OF NEITHER OF THEM,REALLY, YOU KNOW?

IT'S LIKE INTERNATIONAL WATERSIN THERE.

YOU COULDCOMMIT A CRIME HERE.

ANYTHING COULD HAPPENIN THIS AREA.

NATO DOESN'T GOVERNTHIS AREA.

"AND TWINS!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND IT'S LIKE A REALLYCOMPLICATED CAMERA MOVE.

IT'S LIKE A RACK FOCUSAND A PUSH IN.

JUST TO GET RED-BLOODEDAMERICAN MALE SPORTSFANS' REACTION TO IT.

'CAUSE THEY'LL BESITTING AT HOME GOING,

"I LIKE HANGINGWITH MY FRIENDS."

"I LIKE FUNTHAT NEVER ENDS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEELABOUT PHYSICAL DEFORMITIES."

"YEAH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"THAT FEELS LIKE FUNTHAT COULD END."

"THAT COULD END AT SOME POINT,YEAH."

"TWINS!"

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S SO FUNNY.

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