- Yeah, you're a real homeboy.
Look, blacks aren't Beanie Babies.
You shouldn't becollecting them.
This sentence is just used by people
who don't want to sound racist.
People who say this sentence,
tend to not have any black friends at all, right?
If you had them, you wouldn't need to tell us about it.
And this is really a whitey only problem.
You never see a Chinese guy go,
"I have plenty of Puerto Rican pals."
- [Narrator] Amy Schumerpresents Mark Normand,
Don't Be Yourself, uncensored.
Premieres May 12th, at midnight.