Mark Normand - I Have Plenty of Black Friends

Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand: Don't Be Yourself Season 1, Ep 1 05/13/2017 Views: 950

Mark Normand tears apart a sentence said by white people who don't want to sound racist. (0:32)

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- Yeah, you're a real homeboy.

(tense music)

Look, blacks aren't Beanie Babies.

They're people.

You shouldn't becollecting them.

This sentence is just used by people

who don't want to sound racist.

People who say this sentence,

tend to not have any black friends at all, right?

If you had them, you wouldn't need to tell us about it.

And this is really a whitey only problem.

You never see a Chinese guy go,

"I have plenty of Puerto Rican pals."

- [Narrator] Amy Schumerpresents Mark Normand,

Don't Be Yourself, uncensored.

Premieres May 12th, at midnight.