Tommy Davidson - Gym

Allen, Henry, Caliendro, The Chalks Season 3, Ep 0303 12/28/1999 Views: 6,278

Women can't fart in front of men. (0:52)

I'VE BEEN IN THE GYM.

BEEN WORKING OUT.

( laughter )

I DIDN'T GETNO MUSCLES.

WHAT DO YOU GOT TO EAT

TO GET MUSCLESIN A GYM?

YOU EVER FART AT THE GYMAND YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO?

A GYM WILL BRING A FARTOUT OF YOUR BODY.

YOUR TRAINER'S LIKE, "ONE MORE!"

( grunting and imitating fart )

( laughter )

"EXCUSE ME, MAN."

"EXCUSE ME, MY ASS.

"YOU'D BETTER GO CHECK.

I THINK YOU'RE BLEEDING."

I FEEL SORRY FOR WOMEN.

YOU-ALL CAN'T FART.

I MEAN, YOU-ALL DO, BUT YOUCAN'T DO IT IN FRONT OF US.

I DON'T CARE HOW FINE YOU ARE,YOU CAN'T WALK UP TO MEN, GO

"MY NAME IS NATALIE.

( imitating fart )

EXCUSE ME."

"GET YOUR FUNKY ASSOUT OF HERE, NATALIE."

"I SAID, EXCUSE ME."

"EXCUSE YOUR FUNKY ASSOUT OF HERE."

"WHATEVER."