Critter Gitters

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 11/16/2010
  • Views: 40,485

Skeet and Larry give tips and advice on how to handle wild animals, such as a Viagra-fueled bear. (2:29)

I'M LARRY!

- ( screeching )- ( men screaming )

- HE'S GOT YOUR NUTS.- HE'S EATIN' MY PUBES.

AND I'M SKEET.

Both: AND WE'RE CRITTER GITTERS.

Skeet: GO ON, GET!

- COME ON, MAN.- LET'S GO.

- HI.- WE'RE FROM CRITTER GITTERS.

- YOU CALLED US, RIGHT?- YES, I DID.

I HOPE YOU CAN HELP.A LARGE BEAR BROKEINTO MY BASEMENT.

THAT'S QUITE COMMONTHIS TIME OF YEAR.

BEFORE BEARS HIBERNATE,THEY LOOK FOR EXTRA FOOD.

OKAY. WELL, YOU'RE NOTGONNA KILL HIM, ARE YOU?

NO, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

WE'RE JUST GONNA BLOWTHIS WHISTLE, SCARE IT OUT.

OKAY.THAT'S GONNA WORK?

OH YEAH, LOUD NOISESFREAK A BEAR OUT.

- TRUST US.- OKAY.

BEARS ARE MOST AGGRESSIVEDURING MATING SEASON.

OH, I SHOULDPROBABLY TELL YOU

THAT RIGHT BEFORE YOU GOT HERE,

THE BEAR BROKE INTOOUR MEDICINE CABINET

AND ATE AN ENTIREBOTTLE OF VIAGRA.

- HE DID WHAT?- ( bear snarling )

- WHAT'D SHE SAY?- OH, NOTHING.

Skeet: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SCARED?

- I THINK HE'S GONE.- ( roars )

- OH OH!- AHH!

- OW!- THE MATING PROCESS

OF THE BLACK BEAR STARTSWITH PLAYFUL WRESTLING.

- ( fabric tearing )- Skeet: HE RIPPED MY UNDERWEAR!

AND THEN QUICKLY MOVESTO RUTTIN'.

( whistle trilling )

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!

( growling )

OH... OH, PLEASE TELL METHAT HE DIDN'T...

( squishing )

...PENETRATE.

I'VE GOT MY WHISTLE,SO I'M GONNA NEED THAT POT

AND I'M GONNA NEEDTHIS BUCKET.

OKAY? I'M GONNAGET HIM OUTTA HERE.

- Woman: OKAY.- Larry: TOTALLY FINE.

GO PLAY THAT BEARA TUNE.

SCARE THAT BEAR.GIVE HIM A LITTLE SHAKE.

LOOK. SEE?HE'S GONE.

THAT BEAR WON'T BOTHER YOU NO MORE.

- EVERYTHING'S--- ( roars )

- AHH!- OH OH!

- HE AIN'T GONE.- SEE?

THERE'S THATPLAYFUL WRESTLING

- I WAS TALKING ABOUT.- OW!

HE WANTS HIS -- TO HIBERNATE IN MY BOOTY HOLE.

- NOW BACK TO RUTTIN'.- Skeet: HELP!

- OW OW!- THEY SAY THAT IN A BEAR ATTACK

YOU SHOULD PLAY DEAD.

- MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THAT.- WHAT?

- PLAY DEAD.- PLAY DEAD?

THAT DOESN'T SEEMTO BE WORKING.

START FIGHTIN' AGAIN.

( grunting )

- HELP ME!- ( bear growling )

FIGHT THAT BEAR, SKEET.

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