Octopussoir

Season 1 , Ep 2 11/03/04 Views: 47,682

The housemates discover the dark secret hidden beneath Princess Clara's gown. (1:56)

AAH![ROAR]

HEY, WHAT'S ALLTHE SCREAMING ABOUT?

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AAH!

STOP SCREAMING!YOU'RE SCARING IT!

IT'S OK, BABY.

NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU.

WHO'S A GOOD BOY?

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.

IT DOESN'T LIKELOUD NOISES.

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERINGABOUTMY...

OCTOPUSEOISE

IT'S FRENCH.

I NEVER SHARED MY STORYWITH ANYONE BEFORE.

IT'S ALL SO--SO...PERSONAL.

I TOLD THE GIRLSTHE ONLY WAYI COULD GET IT OUT

WAS THROUGHINTERPRETIVE DANCE.

[SIGHS]

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

REALLY?

WHEN YOU WASBUT A CHILD,

YOUR EVIL STEPFATHERPUT A CURSEON YOUR VAGINA?

WHAT? WEREN'T YOUPAYING ATTENTION?

MY EVIL STEPMOTHER...

MOTHER PLACEDA CURSE ON ME.

UH, DUH!

I NEVER UNDERSTOODWHY SHE DID IT...UNTIL NOW.

NO MAN WILL EVER WANT TO ENJOYTHE SPECIAL HUG WITH ME.

[CRYING] SHE DID ITSO I'D NEVER FINDMY TRUE LOVE.

[CRYING]

OH, BUT, PLEASE,PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYBODY.

I'M AFRAIDI MUST ASK YOU GUYS

TO KEEP MY SECRETWITH A PINKY SWEAR.

I'LL PINKYSWEAR.

FINE. I PINKY SWEAR.

[GRAVELLY VOICE]I PINKY SWEAR.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Captain Hero:HEY, CLARA?

TOOT TOLD US YOU HAVEA MONSTER FOR A VAGINA,

AND WE WANT TO HAVEA HOUSE MEETINGABOUT IT.

HOW IS THATEVEN POSSIBLE?

OOPSY-TOOTSIE.

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

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