Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 20,529

Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years. (1:01)

(Jimmy Dore)MY PARENTS WERE CATHOLIC.

THEY WERE REALLYCATHOLIC, YOU KNOW?

AND I WENT TO CATHOLICSCHOOL FOR 12 YEARS.

AND PEOPLE ALWAYS SAYTO ME, THEY GO, JIM,

YOU WENT TO CATHOLICSCHOOL FOR 12 YEARS.

HOW COME YOU'RENOT A CATHOLIC?

I SAY, 'CAUSE IWENT TO CATHOLICSCHOOL FOR 12 YEARS.

I HAD IT BEATEN OUT OF MEBY GOD'S LITTLE HELPERS.

AND GET THIS--AT MY SCHOOL,

THEY HAD THE RELIGIOUSTEACHERS, RIGHT?

THEY HAD LIKE THENUNS AND STUFF,

AND THEY HAD THENON-RELIGIOUS TEACHERS,

LIKE THE REGULAR PEOPLE.

AND THEY MADE ALOT LESS MONEY

THAN THE PUBLICSCHOOL TEACHERS DID.

AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSETHEY TOLD US EVERY DAMN DAY.

THEY'D BE LIKE, WE DON'TMAKE AS MUCH MONEY

AS THE PUBLICSCHOOL TEACHERS.

WE TEACH HERE BECAUSEWE ENJOY THE DISCIPLINE

THEY ALLOW US.

AND I'M THINKING, HOLYCRAP, I'M IN TROUBLE!

HERE IS SOMEONE WILLINGTO TAKE A CUT IN PAY

SO THEY CAN HIT ME!

HOW SICK IS THAT?

WHAT KIND OF AN INTERVIEWWAS THAT, LIKE,

UHH, WE CAN'TPAY YOU MUCH.

CAN YOU HIT 'EM?

UHH, YEAH.

HOW HARD?

HARD AS YOU WANT.

JUST DON'T BE ANGRY.

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