It's now timefor the #HashtagWars.
You know, we've been goofingon the summer games a lot today,
largely becausethe zombie apocalypse
is definitely gonna start there,but it's kind of dangerous
for our cheap littlebasic cable program.
The Olympic Committeeis notoriously protective
and is known for threateningto sue anyone they think
is infringingon their intellectual property.
In fact, we actually wantedto start the show
with a bitof the Olympic theme there,
and this is legallyall we can play.
(music starts and stops)
-Well, that's inspiring.-(laughter)
So since we don't have accessto a proper sporting theme song,
we'll create our own.
Tonight's hashtag is#OlympicSongs. #OlympicSongs.
Uh, examples are:♪ You give love a badminton
STELLING:I like that.
That's by the group Bon Jovelin.
-And...-BIGGS: Oh-ho-ho, the one-two.
I know. I'm sorry.
And... and "Gin and Juicing,""Gin and Juicing."
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Uh, Hari.-"Judo Really Want to Hurt Me?"
-Beth Stelling.-(audience whooping)
"When I Think About You,I Touch My Phelps."
(laughter, applause, whooping)
Points. Hari Kondabolu.
-"Gymnasty As I Wanna Be."-Yes, points.
"Steroids to Heaven."
Yes, points! Jason Biggs.
-"Smells Like Teen Gymnasts."-Points.
-Beth Stelling.-"I Shot Put the Sheriff."
"Girls, Girls,Girls Volleyball."
-Jason.-"Usain in the Membrane."