Sandra Bernhard - Handbag

Bill Kirchenbauer & Scott LaRose Season 1, Ep 0140 02/24/1992 Views: 5,362

Hallmark is a good Christian thing. (1:26)

WHO'S CARRYING THE BAG?

IS THAT YOUR BAG?

LET ME SEE.

IT'S AN AWFULLY CHIC LITTLE BAG.

I JUST WANT TO SEEWHAT'S IN HERE.

IS THIS, LIKE, A CIGARETTE CASEFROM THE '40s?

THAT SOME FABULOUSACTRESS CARRIED?

I'M NOT GOING TO...I'M NOT GOING TO DELVE.

I'M AFRAID OF WHAT I MIGHT FIND.

OH, I LOVE YOURHALLMARK DATE BOOK.

WITHOUT A...WITHOUT A DAMN THING IN IT.

"IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS."

WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD FILLIN "IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS:

POLICE, FIRE DEPARTMENT,AMBULANCE..."

NO, WAIT, "PHARMACIST, CLERGY."

I KNOW I LIKE TO HAVEMY RABBI'S NUMBER

AT MY FINGERTIPS.

"SCHOOL," AND LAST BUT NOTLEAST, "YOUR HALLMARK STORE."

BUT THEY LEAVETHREE LINES FOR THAT.

JUST FOR AN EMERGENCY.

OF COURSE IT WAS FREE.

NO, YOU PAID FOR IT.

IT'S A GOOD CHRISTIAN THING,HALLMARK, APPARENTLY.

OH, LOOK, YOU HAVE ONEOF THOSE LITTLE THINGS

THAT GO... ( whistles )

HERE, CATCH.