Tom Cotter - Stoned Dog

Cotter, Royce, Ridley Season 2, Ep 16 05/23/1993 Views: 2,524

Ever get your dog stoned? (1:29)

I'm not proud of that.

I got him stoned.

Did you ever getyour dog stoned?

Couple people needcounseling, good.

What I did is Icalled him over to me,

and I blew pot smokeright in his face.

He flipped up.

He went bolting out of the room.

He comes back into the room.

Five minutes later,he goes, Tom.

I heard a noise.

It's the dog catcher.

Where's my collar?

What about my rabies vaccine?

Dammit, I'm going to the pound.

I've gotta pee!

I've gotta pee!

[whimpers] I'mgoing to get humped

by a big Germanshepherd named Bubba.

He flips out.

He bolts out of the room.

He comes back into theroom 10 seconds later.

He's a completely different dog.

he just saunters upto me, goes, Tom.


Could I have a Scooby snack?

I-- I always wantedLassie when I was a kid.

That was my dog.

That's the dog-- thatwas my dream dog.

When you're a kid, Lassie's god.

But then you get older,and you can't buy it.

You can't believe it.

Because Lassie neveracted like a real dog.

I saw a thousandepisodes of this program,

never once did I see Lassietake a dump on the lawn.

Come on!

Lassie, you're dog!

Lick yourself, will ya?

Sniff Timmy's crotch, once.

Do that walk and dragyour buttocks thing.

Come on, girl.