J-9 Robot

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 11/10/2010
  • Views: 24,625

Grimes informs Mark that he must assume responsibility for the ejaculating J-9 robot. (1:35)

ALL YOURS NOW.

DON'T GET STICKY.

- WHOA, WAIT.

YOU'RE LEAVINGTHE KILLER ROBOT WITH ME?

- YOU ARE M. LILLY, CORRECT?

CHIEF OPERATING OFFICERIN CHARGE OF...

ROBOTIC ANDROID REHABILITATION?

- NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF.

- I MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHINGTO DO WITH THAT.

I THOUGHT I WAS SIGNING YOU UPFOR THE SOFTBALL TEAM.

- BORING LABORATORIES.

I'VE GOT ONE OF THEIRPNEUMATIC EGG POACHERS.

- AND I'VE GOTTHEIR HYDRAULIC MELON BALLER.

TOTAL [bleep].

- DOES IT COMEWITH INSTRUCTIONS?

- USE THE EGG POACHER MANUAL.

SAME PRINCIPLE.

- MY NAME IS MARK.

I COME IN PEACE.

[wet splatter]

UGH.- SO DID HE.

- [grumbles]

- OH, DON'T BE A BABY.

LEMON JUICEWILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT.

- TODAY IN HONOROF OUR NEWEST MEMBER, J9,

I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS BOUNDARIES.

WE ALL HAVE BOUNDARIESTHAT NEED TO BE RESPECTED.

RIGHT?

- OH, GOD.[wet splatter]

OH, YOU BASTARD.

- TURN YOUR ANGERINTO A STATEMENT.

- I WANT TO PISSON HIS CIRCUIT BOARD.

- THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL.GO DEEPER.

- I GUESS I WONDER,"WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THIS?"

- J9, WHY WOULD YOU DO THISTO TOBY?

[mechanical whirring]

UH, ERIC?

- I LOVE THAT EVERYONEJUST ASSUMES

I READ PUNCH CARD.

GIVE ME THAT.

"CONSULT MANUAL."

- HE DIDN'T COMEWITH A MANUAL,

MUCH LIKE LIFE ITSELF.

- [leaves rustling]

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