Nick Swardson - Old Video Games

  • Season 10 , Ep 14
  • 04/06/2006
  • Views: 55,664

Older video games must sound crazy to kids today. (1:59)

WHICH IS REALLY, LIKE,

INCREDIBLE.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN

VIDEO GAMES LATELY, BUT THEY'RE

INSANE.

THEY'RE SO MUCH DIFFERENT FROM,

LIKE, THE GAMES THAT I GREW UP

PLAYING.

YOU KNOW?

HE'S GOT THIS VIDEO SYSTEM.

AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY REAL,

LIKE, THE GAMES NOW.

THEY'RE REALLY REALISTIC, AND

THEY'RE ALL LIKE FIGHTING GAMES,

AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE 3-D.

AND THERE'S LIKE BLOOD AND LIKE,

"WHOA.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY."

I'M, LIKE, I'M WATCHING THEM.

HOW MUCH MORE REAL CAN IT GET?

YOU KNOW?

LIKE WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF VIDEO

GAMES?

YOU GONNA GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S

HOUSE LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S UP,

MAN?

YOU WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES?"

"YEAH.

LET'S..."

(LAUGHTER)

"GOOD GAME, MAN.

GOOD GAME."

(APPLAUSE)

"HERE'S A QUARTER.

THANKS, MAN.

YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.

YOU'RE GETTING REALLY GOOD.

THANKS."

BUT IT'S LIKE THE KIDS NOW,

THEY'RE GONNA GROW UP WITHOUT,

LIKE, PACMAN.

I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT.

THAT'S WEIRD.

THEY WON'T HAVE IT AT ALL.

LOOK AT THOSE LARGE GAMES.

THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

AND THE WORST PART ABOUT IT IS

WE'LL BE EXPLAINING IT AND

LOOKING LIKE FREAKS.

(LAUGHTER)

WE'LL BE EXPLAINING OUR VIDEO

GAMES.

THEY'LL BE PLAYING SOME NEW

FUTURISTIC FIGHTING GAME.

WE'LL BE LIKE, "WELL, WHEN I WAS

YOUR AGE WE HAD A GAME WITH A

YELLOW CIRCLE.

(LAUGHTER)

AND IT ATE DOTS AND FRUIT."

(APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER)

"AND THEN IT COULD BE CHASED BY

GHOSTS.

OH, MY!

OH!"

"THAT'S GREAT, GRANDPA."

"AND THERE WAS ANOTHER GAME WITH

A MONKEY.

AND HE THREW BARRELS AT YOU, AND

YOU HAD TO JUMP OVER OR THEY'D

HURT YOU."

"I GOT TO GO, GRANDPA."

"WAIT.

I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE FROG

WHO TRIES TO CROSS THE STREET.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THAT GAME..."

YOU GO...

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

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