Amy Poehler - Rob Lowe's Soul

Roast of Rob Lowe Season 1, Ep 1 09/05/2016 Views: 18,426

As Rob Lowe prepares for his Roast, he gets a surprise visit from the devil (A.K.A., his former costar Amy Poehler). (2:01)

So, how about this?

A miniseries where I playa handsome astronaut

who ages in reverse?

Right?Great.

Great talking to you,James Cameron...'s assistant.

Boo!

Aah!

Oh, my God.You scared me.

Don't bring up God,okay?

I'm the devil.Remember?

You're not gettingmy soul.

You haven't lived upto your end of the bargain.

What are you talking about?

You're a famous, hot person.That was the deal.

No. The deal was I'd bea famous movie star.

You're one of the biggestmovie stars of all time.

I loved youin "Edge of Tomorrow."

That was Tom Cruise.

Shit. Really?He was great.

But anyway,I just wanted to say

have fun tonight,but I got to head out.

You're not staying?No. I hate roasts.They're too mean.

Oh, well,do you have any advice?Yes.

Take everything personally,open with your best rape joke,

and if the night goes slow,just go into the audience,

grab a baby,and slap it.

Wait a minute.That's terrible advice.

What can I say?I give terrible advice.

I'm a terrible guy,

just like that characteryou played in "Topic Thunder."

-That was Tom Cruise.-I did it again.

So, after tonight,you're taking my soul?

No. I can't.

You already sold your soulwhen you did

those stupidDirecTV commercials.

Now go on out thereand give as good as you get.

[ Sighs ]All right.

Hey, "RoLo,"I got to come clean.

I know I look amazing,but I'm not the devil.[ Somber music plays ]

This is a fake tail.

This --This comes off.

I am weird-eyed and barely funnytelevision's Amy Poehler.

Five years agoon "Parks and Rec,"

we thought it would befunny to pull this prank,but it feels mean now.

I'm sorry.

[ Chuckles ]Good try...

Mr. Devil.

[ Sighs ]

God bless that beautiful dummy.

No live-tweeting this bitch.

[ Cheers and applause ]

ALL VIDEOS
  • All Videos
  • Season 1

The Deep Cuts and Harshest Burns

0:43

Roast Master David Spade, Pete Davidson, Jewel, Ralph Macchio and Rob Lowe himself all got their chance for some cringe-worthy burns.

Peyton Manning - A History of Cancellation

0:30

Peyton Manning points out just how magnanimous he's been to Rob Lowe throughout his career.

Ann Coulter - A Big Fan

0:19

Conservative commentator Ann Coulter reveals what she finds interesting about Rob Lowe's performance in his sex tape.

Exclusive - On the Red Carpet - The Man of the Hour

1:26

Brian Moses asks Rob Lowe why he would subject himself to this kind of treatment and finds out which roaster he's most worried about.

Exclusive - On the Red Carpet - Who's Gonna Kill?

1:06

Brian Moses polls the red carpet to see who has the most anticipated burns of the night.

Exclusive - On the Red Carpet - The Perfect Roast Joke

1:02

Guests and dais members tell Brian Moses what they want out of a Roast joke.

Rob Lowe - Why Is Ann Coulter Here?

0:37

During Rob Lowe's rebuttal, he gives a graphic explanation for Ann Coulter's presence on the dais.

Jewel - Acoustic Roasting

1:48

Accompanied by her guitar, Jewel performs a song that reveals the real reason she refused to kiss Rob Lowe on screen.

Nikki Glaser - Jeff Ross's Royal Heritage

0:23

Nikki Glaser has noticed that there are a few problems with Jeff Ross dressing up as Prince.

Amy Poehler - Rob Lowe's Soul

2:01

As Rob Lowe prepares for his Roast, he gets a surprise visit from the devil (A.K.A., his former costar Amy Poehler).

Exclusive - On the Red Carpet - The Roastmaster General Arrives

0:59

Brian Moses appraises Jeff Ross's look for the Roast and learns his secret to writing a great burn.