Zach Galifianakis - Detailed Cheering

  • Season 5 , Ep 12
  • 09/16/2001
  • Views: 67,822

It's good to be very specific when cheering at concerts. (2:39)

I--AH--I WENT TO MY STYLISTTODAY BEFORE THE SHOW

AND, UM, SHE WAS LIKE,ZACH-- WHAT KIND OF LOOK

ARE YOU GOING FOR?

I SAID, "JUST GIVE METHE "'HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA COACH'".

(LAUGHTER)OH, YOU'RE OUT OF THAT ONE?

JUST GIVE ME "THE RAPIST."

OH, YOU'RE OUT OF THAT ONE?

JUST GIVE ME THE "OLD SEACAPTAIN."

OH, YOU'RE OUT OF THAT ONE?

JUST GIVE ME A "YOUNG SANTACLAUSE."

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO WHENI'M AT A VIDEO STORE?

YOU KNOW, THE QUICK DROP THEYHAVE THERE?

I LIKE TO STICK MY PENIS INTHERE.

(LAUGHTER)AND THEN LOOK AT THE HELP

AND GO-- HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

IS THIS ANY GOOD?

OH, IT'S DUE BACK TUESDAY?

(LAUGHTER)WHEN I GO TO EVENTS AND CONCERTS

AND STUFF, I THINK THAT A LOT OFPEOPLE THAT YELL OUT "WHOO" OR

"YEAH" WHEN THEY LIKE SOMETHING,I LIKE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC WHEN

I YELL THINGS OUT.

WHEN I'M AT A CONCERT, I LIKE TOYELL OUT THINGS LIKE...THE WAY

YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC IT MAKES MEFEEL GOOD INSIDE!

(LAUGHTER)OR INSTEAD OF YELLING THINGS

LIKE "ENCORE!", YELL THINGS LIKE"COME BACK AND PLAY SOME SONGS

YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED YET!"PLEASE!

DON'T BOO, PEOPLE-- DON'T BOO.

(LAUGHTER)BE MORE SPECIFIC.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

I HATE THAT!

I HATE IT!

REALITY SHOWS ARE BIG NOW--SURVIVOR, TEMPTATION IS-LAND,

THE MOLE.

I WANT TO DO A REALITY SHOW,WHERE IT'S 3 RACIST WHITE PEOPLE

THAT LIVE IN THE SOUTH BRONX.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)AND IT'S CALLED "CRACKER HUNT".

AND THERE'D BE SCENES WITH THEWHITE GUYS GOING-- I DIDN'T CALL

YOU "BOY".

I WANT TO DO ANOTHER REALITYSHOW, BASED ON THE MOLE,

BUT IT'S REALLY ABOUT STD'S,SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES.

AND IT'S CALLED "GOD, I HOPETHAT'S A MOLE."

(LAUGHTER)

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