Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend

Season 2 , Ep 3 01/22/13 Views: 6,664

The Manti Te'o story has everything: a fake death, a made-up girlfriend and Jeff's imaginary interest in sports. (1:32)

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>>> WELCOME TO "THE BURN."

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS WEEK'S

SHOW IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF

MY HAWAIIAN GIRLFRIEND KOOKKKA WHO

DIED OF LEUKEMIA WHEN HER CAR

CRASHED IN TO A UNICORN.

NOW STORY HAS EVERYTHING.

A FAKE DEATH A MADE UP

GIRLFRIENDS, AND MY IMAGINARY

INTEREST IN SPORTS.

HE CLAIMS HE HAD A RELATIONSHIP ON

A TROPICAL RELATIONSHIP.

NOT ONLY IS IT RIDICULOUS

TPAOEUPTS PLOT OF "CAST AWAY."

AND NOTRE DAME IS DEFENDING HIM

AND IT'S SURPRISING BECAUSE THAT

WHOLE SCHOOL WAS FOUND ON AND

IMAGINE PERSON.

THAT'S ANOTHER GUY WHO NEVER HAD A

GIRLFRIEND.

NOW HE CLAIMS HE'S RETIRING FROM

FOOTBALL AND WILL SETTLE DOWN ON A

300-ACRE RANCH HE BOUGHT IN

FARMVILLE.

HE'S MORMON.

DID YOU KNOW HE'S MORMON.

TOO BAD HE'S NOT A SCIENTOLOGYS

BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ARE BETTER AT

CREATING FICTIONAL GIRLFRIENDS.

HIS GIRLFRIEND MAY HAVE BEEN FAKE

BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP BRENT FROM

WHA

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